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Monkey Pickles Community on Patreon

Monkey Pickles is excited about being community supported and building more bridges with our friends and followers through Patreon! We are here to MEET THE...
humor, funny story

It’s Happening Again!

The beating of the drum- well, I mean it's more of a camera flash- but can you hear it? Can you see them? Their phones up...

What Is Monkey Pickles?

Monkey Pickles: funny random thoughts or actions to share. or some people would call them bananas. If you enjoy being a goofball like we do...

Computer System Crash Causes Transatlantic Flights To Be Replaced By Bus Service

Okay, not exactly ... but, Travelers scheduled on United Airlines flights were united in not going anywhere this morning as a 4900 flights worldwide were...
pulled over by state trooper Funny Joke of the Day, funny jokes, best jokes, cop jokes

Two oilfield workers from North Dakota were on a trip…

Funny Joke of the Day! Two oilfield workers from North Dakota were on a trip to South Texas. They went to sign on with a new...
The Continuing Adventures Of Tartan The Ape-man, Part 5: Cry Tearrier

The Continuing Adventures Of Tartan The Ape-man, Part 5: Cry Tearrier

Previously on Tartan The Ape-Man Auditions go badly at Monkey Glee Club, Derek suggests The Water Jets get thongs but finds there isn't much backing...
Monkey Pickles, Daily Peel, scary things, terrifying

What’s Something That Terrifies You?

(Don't be like everyone else and say that clowns terrify you without being able to explain why. If you're actually scared by clowns, you need...
family, turkey, thanksgiving, relatives

You Can Pick A Turkey (But You Can’t Pick Your Relatives)

It was late afternoon . . . The sun – just barely peeking through, casting a warm glow across the linen dressed table. Perfectly choreographed fine china. Candlelight...
Do's and Don'ts of Vaping

Do’s and Don’ts of Vaping

Cigarettes are so yesteryear. We don't live in the 1500's anymore - it's the time of some exciting technology, not the internet, not virtual...
Blah Blah - I am bored

Acronyms That Mean “Blah Blah” And How To Use Them To Seem Savvy

Technically, the generic phrase “Blah Blah” defines every acronym ever conceived by the forces of evil. All acronyms are spawned in the underworld because...
Things To Do After Work, seance, shingles, roofing, veterinarian, emergency vet, bored, funny

3 Fun Things To Do After Work

Work can be so exciting that it can be hard to find activities that measure up to the experience of being at work. This...
Bomb Pop Day

Float Away on #BombPopDay

BigMouth Inc. Giant Ice Pop Pool Float When swim season heats up, there's nothing like a classic 3-flavor ice pop to cool you down. At...
monkey pickles, daily peel, dr seuss

What Would Dr. Seuss Prescribe For Common Illnesses?

Dr. Seuss would make the best actual doctor. No doctor visit could compare in terms of fun and pure rhyme-iness. What sorts of fixes...
how to teach a kid to ride a bike, training wheels, Monkey Pickles, Daily Peel

How Long Did You Need Training Wheels On Your Bike?

Look, we weren't all Lance Armstrong-level prodigies at the bicycle, okay? So some of us needed our training wheels a little longer than others....

April Fool’s Pranks and Funny Gag Gifts

It’s April Fool's Day again, and THAT means April Fool's pranks are back in full swing. April Fool's Day is one of our favorite...
Funny Joke Of The Day, Monkey Pickles, marriage jokes, romantic affair

A Married Man Was Having An Affair With His Secretary…

Funny Joke Of The Day A married man was having an affair with his secretary who may or may not use services similar to the...