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Monkey Pickles Community on Patreon

Monkey Pickles is excited about being community supported and building more bridges with our friends and followers through Patreon! We are here to MEET THE...
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What Music Should You Play For A Dinner Date?

There's probably a different answer depending who's on the date with you, but let's say you invited your best guy or gal over for...
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6 Reasons Not To Shave Your Legs

Let's be honest, body hair is natural. Why do our evolutionary counterparts get to let it all loose, while we subject ourselves to sharp...

6 Hilarious Memes About Hating Weddings

Weddings are simultaneously the best and worst day of someone's life. I know it is pretty fantastic when you've got brilliant entertainment similar to...
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How To Cover Up A Bald Spot On Your Head

So you have a bald spot. So what? We weren’t all born with luscious heads of hair, there’s no point crying over it. There...
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A Monkey Is Sitting In A Tree Smoking A Joint When…

Funny Joke Of The Day A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to...
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What’s The Best Way To Read A Book?

In the car? On a bus? In bed? Outside? What's The Best Way To Read A Book?
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10 Crimes Aaron Hernandez Actually Did Not Commit

  10, or whatever, crimes that Aaron Hernandez did not commit because they did not happen if you know what's good for you. Only a short...
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Top 10 Places To Hide At Midnight To Avoid A Kiss On New Year’s...

1. A Bio-safety Level 4 research facility 2. A Super-max prison 3. A Republican Party leadership meeting 4. A Eunuchs convention 5. A North Korean leadership meeting 6. Oral...
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How To Do Laundry

Everyone needs to do laundry, but few people really understand how to do it. Why is it that some people walk around with beautifully...
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How to Play Chinese Checkers

If you've ever felt like you've lost your marbles, chances are you may actually be able to find them in a game of Chinese...

Naked Space Invader Sheep Dog Trials

Naked Space Invader Sheep Dog Trials Today is Video Game Day . . . Like that needed promoting. That said, I've played a few video games in...
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Would You Rather Be Just A Little Too Warm Or Just A Little Too...

It's hard to get yourself to the perfect temperature sometimes. But once you get there, it's all better. Would You Rather Be Just A Little...
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Great Ideas For Groomsmen Gifts And Bridesmaid Gifts

So you’re planning your wedding. You’ve hired the caterer and the band, and you’ve picked out flowers and color schemes and hors d’oeuvres. The...
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Satan Announces His Candidacy For US Presidency

INT. LAS VEGAS SHOWROOM - DAY The showroom's normal furniture has been replaced with folding chairs, and instead of tourists enjoying a show, reporters talking in...
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How To Play Spades

Spades involves four players who play as fixed pairs. To choose a partner, the players will either select them in person or pick from a...