Who’s Your Favorite Celebrity Of All Time?

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There are always some less popular celebrities, like Cher her spiritual successor Usher, but there are lots of great celebrities out there, too!

Who’s Your Favorite Celebrity Of All Time?

Minnesota Man Marries GTA V

The hearts of parents across America froze …

this week, as the release of GTA V heralded another year their children would not find love, since leaving home as young adults.
But like many fears about ‘the biggest game of the year’ this too proved unfounded, as James Acosta from Yarnsville Park, Minnesota announced his total engagement just one day after purchasing Rockstar’s masterpiece.
James was unavailable for comment, being on honeymoon, in the living room of his uptown studio apartment, but his proud parents were more than happy to talk to Monkey Pickles.
 

” It was a bit of a ‘shotgun’ wedding “

joked Mr. Acosta, 53 ” but beautiful in its own way.  As parents, you just want your kids to be happy and there is no doubt in my mind that all James’s dreams have come true. You can see a glow in his eyes … although that may be from the TV screen ”
We asked Mrs. Acosta, 48, if she was concerned that James would be influenced by video game violence.
” Not in the slightest. James has been playing the GTA series for years. He is the sweetest, most social boy you could hope to meet. GiTA is hilarious. I don’t know how anyone can mistake her humor for anything but parody. “
The Acosta’s did admit that they were not expecting grandchildren any time soon but were sure when the time was right, it would not lead to a Matrix style apocalypse.
 

Staff at Ape X Consultations were also delighted.

CEO, Oz. Burnt-Lunch, said …”James is a key player in my company and when I saw how happy James was I gave him the time off in a heartbeat. A happy workforce is a productive workforce.” Mr. Burnt-Lunch continued, “People underestimate the healthy business experience you can derive from GTA. I hired James on the strength of the management strategies and deas he developed while playing the GTA series. There is a lot of planning and delegation involved. Now that GTA V allows you to buy property that generates real ‘in-game’ income, I expect James’s business acumen to jump to a whole new level when he returns from his romantic break. I only see GTA V being good for America’s economy and businesses. I just hope I can hold on to James. ”

Monkey Pickles agrees.

It is hard to argue the case against, when first day sales gross a reputed $800 million. It is the sort of gross we would like to see each day at Monkey Pickles instead of what we usually see at lunchtime.
As yet the boss hasn’t approved my request for a 42 hour lunch break to really get into the game but I can tell from early forays just how good it is going to be.
Amazing visuals, colossal game play area with surprises or secrets in every nook & cranny, the massive GTA Radio experience, exciting story arcs  …. I could go on.
You can  switch between 3 lead characters too … And it works! You’d think it wouldn’t but it actually allows you to tailor the game more to your style. Don’t like Michael’s style, then why not check out what crazy Trevor is flying ?
Or if you want to idle time away racing jet skis, playing golf or tennis, you can … and they’re pretty good too.
I haven’t been abducted yet but there are credible rumors that something strange is going on in the hills of Los Santos. Monkey Pickles can neither confirm nor deny whether aliens, Bigfoot or indeed the Monkey Pickles Mascot himself are responsible for these shenanigans. You will have to follow the trails of free t-shirts & ham sandwiches, if you can find them, to solve that mystery.
But there’s more …  The online multi-player experience has yet to be unleashed.
And, then we can eagerly await the ever inventive patches
Anyone up for Gorilla Theft Auto ?
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5 Cool Gifts for Led Zeppelin Fans

Led Zeppelin played music in the blues rock and folk rock genres but are also thought of as progenitors of heavy metal, too. Possibly the most influential and popular songs in rock history is their single Stairway to Heaven. These guys did it big, every time! Their concerts broke records for people in attendance. Their albums rank among the top selling ever. Each of their nine total albums reached the top 10 and six reached the number-one slot on the charts. They’ve earned all of the music awards available. Their legacy is everlasting among musicians and fans alike.

Led Zeppelin Plane- Rock & Roll Legends Collectible | Framed Photo Collage Wall Art Decor | Legends Never Die, 11x14-Inch, (16180U)

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Led Zeppelin Live: 1975-1977

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Led Zeppelin Notebook Journal/ Diary Gift For Fans Gift Idea for Christmas , Thankgiving Ver # 4

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Bravado LED Zeppelin USA 1975 Concert Tour Black T Shirt, Black, Size X-Large

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Led Zeppelin: The Biography

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A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.

Funny Joke of the Day

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.” The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.” The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.” The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.” The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.” The bear says, “I’m NOT on drugs.” The bartender says, “You are now. That was a barbitchyouate!” (Here’s where we found this funny joke.)

What Random Object Or Thing Would You Turn Into Metal?

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There are plenty of things out there that should be a little sturdier. Maybe even some people!

What Random Object Or Thing Would You Turn Into Metal?