DO sext really fastLife is too short to worry about whether or not you have the phone number right. Just quickly, with your eyes squinted, start typing in the number of the recipient and hit enter. Then sext away. That way, you’ll be able to send the maximum number of sexts possible in the minimal amount of time. And… if a sext happens to go astray… don’t worry about it! Look, you’re too sexy to be trapped sexting just one person anyway. Shouldn’t everyone have a chance to get a piece of the action? Might even end up being as hot as some videos from websites such as hd sex video xxx?
DON’T worry about appearancesSexting is for shedding inhibitions and really letting yourself out there. Don’t sext while you’re thinking that your parents are looking over your shoulder, or thinking you should edit your sexts so they are less… blatant. Don’t worry if you look like a wanton, sex-starved creature willing to do almost anything for a little cellular attention. That’s the fun of sexting! Everybody looks like that!
DO sext to people who are in the middle of serious meetingsOne of the greatest things about sexting is you can totally throw the person receiving the sexts. A carefully timed sext to your lover can make them exclaim loudly at a stuffy business meeting, or even get them fired if they actually sext you back while in that same meeting. This is a great way to get someone’s attention really fast, and also to help them change careers. Also, when you sext someone in the middle of a serious meeting, you are actually doing them a big favor. Serious meetings are seriously boring, so your sext could actually save them from being bored to death. Bet you didn’t know that sexting was so important! Sexting should probably become part of the life saving courses they teach at community colleges, come to think of it.
DON’T wear clothes in your sext picturesSure, lingerie is sexy and everything, but people can see plenty of that when they look at Kim Kardashian’s Twitter page. They can also find this kind of thing when looking at Babestations Hannah Claydon and, no offence, it may be quite difficult to compare to her in terms of sex appeal. When you sext, you should be an open book. Don’t hold anything back. Show it all. That way, if your lover’s phone gets in the wrong hands, the entire depth of your love will be self-evident, as well as a whole lot more. Besides, sometimes these “accidents” can lead to something bigger, like a modeling contract or something. Clothes simply get in the way of you and your talents. Another benefit to not wearing clothes in your sexting pictures is that you’ll be more likely to get a picture back with no clothes on. In other words, your lover will feel the need to reciprocate in kind. And isn’t that what true love is all about? How do you sext? What are some of your secrets for successful sexting? Have you ever become famous for sexting? Tell us about it in the comments below!
Kkhhaaaaaannn !!!Leonard Simon Nimoy lived long and prospered between March 26 1931 and February 27 2015. He has now boldly transported to the bridge of the USS Beyond and join her crew in their never ending mission of well deserved rest. Logically, he will be missed. Here are a few Nimoy highlights
If I had a hammer I’d smash this record.William Shanter was infamous for terrible singing but Nimoy was responsible for some notorious tunes too. In particular, If I Had A Hammer and The Ballard Of Bilbo Baggins scar my memories.
Nervous KissBefore deciding upon Spock’s trademark attack, The Vulcan Nerve Pinch, Nimoy experimented with the Vulcan Wedgie and The Vulcan Hickie. … Well … maybe it happened that way.
Take the Hellmans Mr. SproutNimoy was a vegetarian, as was Mr. Spock, which made Nimoy the perfect choice to play the role.
Spock Smash!Mr. Spock had green blood but it would have been a mistake to make him angry because … Vulcans are experts at suppressing their emotions and it would have taken you all day to irritate him.
Is this Tribble house trained ?After the original Star Trek was canceled, Nimoy opened an exotic pet shop although it is thought that the pets sold were predominately native to Earth.
Waaaah – t ?Nimoy directed several films including Three Men And A Baby
Bank Right Mr.SpockFor years Canadians have been transforming the picture of Sir Wilfird Laurier ( Canada’s first French speaking Prime Minister ) into Mr. Spock on their bank notes. Since Leonard passed away the practice has skyrocketed in a quirky tribute to the departed actor. Although the artistic transformation does not invalidate the money, the Bank of Canada frowns upon defacing bank notes and points out that retailers may refuse to accept the currency. … Those cold hearted inhuman bankers.
Picture ThisNimoy studied photography at UCLA and was also a published poet.
Science, BabyMr. Spock was the USS Enterprise’s Second Officer / Science Officer and not the Baby And Child Care Officer.
Funny Joke of the Day!A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver’s window. The young man lowers his window. “Uh, yes, officer?” The cop says: “What are you doing?” The young man says: “Well Officer, I’m reading a magazine.” Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: “And her, what is she doing?” The young man shrugs: “Sir, I believe she’s knitting a pullover sweater.” Now, the cop is totally confused.. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover’s lane… and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks: “What’s your age, young man?” The young man says “I’m 22, sir.” The cop asks: “And her…what’s her age?” The young man looks at his watch and replies: “She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.” Source
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What are the new foods at the MN State Fair this year?The food vendors at the Minnesota State Fair are well-known across the state for the unique, delicious food they come up with every year at the huge outdoor event. When thousands of people are expecting a masterpiece of edible proportions, you have to give the masses what they want!
Here are the NEW Minnesota State Fair Foods for 2017!
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Grilled cinnamon bun sandwich with a bacon, peanut butter and marshmallow cream filling. At The Sandwich Stop on the west side of Clough St. between Carnes & Judson avenues.
Bacon Up Pup
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017A Belgian waffle served on-a-stick with bacon in the batter, dipped in chocolate, drizzled with maple syrup, and topped with whipped cream and bacon. At Granny’s Kitchen Fudge Puppies on the east side of Underwood St. between Dan Patch & Carnes avenues, outside the Food Building.
Bowl O’ Dough
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Scoops of straight-up, raw cookie dough that is safe to eat and available in four flavors: • Brownie Batter Swirl: A chocolate chip cookie dough and brownie batter mash-up. • Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough (gluten-free): A mix of classic cookie dough and chocolate chips. • European Cookie Butter: Made with Biscoff® European spiced cookies. • Lemon Ricotta Cheesecake with Blueberries: Lemons, fresh curd ricotta cheesecake and blueberries blended into a sugar cookie dough. All served with a side of sea salt-flavored ice milk. At Blue Moon Dine-In Theater, located on the northeast corner of Carnes Ave. & Chambers St.
Breakfast Buddy Bowl
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Waffle bowl filled with hash browns, maple syrup, scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese and bacon, topped with a biscuit, country sausage gravy and green onions. At LuLu’s Public House at West End Market, south of the Schilling Amphitheater.
Brown Ale and Onion-Gouda Tipsy Pie
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Onions caramelized in Lift Bridge Brewery’s Chestnut Hill Brown Ale with smoked Gouda cheese, baked in a pie crust, topped with an onion sugar and drizzled with a sweet beer glaze. At Sara’s Tipsy Pies in the Food Building, south wall.
Cheesy Nacho Corn on the Cob
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Roasted corn on the cob lightly coated with crushed Dorito® corn chips and nacho cheese. At Texas Steak Out on the west side of Underwood St. between Lee & Randall avenues.
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Red licorice dipped in batter, deep-fried and dusted with powdered sugar. At Vegie Fries on the north side of Dan Patch Ave. between Underwood & Cooper streets
Chocolate Popover with Peanut Butter Spread
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Hot out-of-the-oven chocolate popover with a side of peanut butter spread. At LuLu’s Public House at West End Market, south of the Schilling Amphitheater.
Cranberry Wild Rice Meatballs
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Swedish-style meatballs with cranberries and wild rice blend covered with Lingonberry sauce. At Hamline Church Dining Hall on the north side of Dan Patch Ave. between Underwood & Cooper streets.
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Avocado slices dipped in a lightly seasoned batter, deep-fried and served with chipotle ranch dipping sauce. At O’Gara’s at the Fair at the southwest corner of Dan Patch Ave. & Cosgrove St.
Deviation Stout Steak Taco Naan
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Steak marinated in Modist Deviation 004 – Mexican Dark Chocolate Stout beer, grilled and topped with shredded lettuce, pico de gallo, queso fresco, cilantro lime and jalapeño ranch sauces, and wrapped in warm naan flatbread. At San Felipe Tacos in the Food Building, east wall.
Double Dose of Pork Belly
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017100% ground pork belly burger topped with crisp smoked pork belly, pepper jack cheese, coleslaw and pickled onions, served on a toasted bun. At RC’s BBQ on the north side of West Dan Patch Ave. between Liggett & Chambers streets.
Duck Bacon Wontons
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Duck bacon, grilled sweet corn and cream cheese combined inside deep-fried crescent-shaped wontons and served with dipping sauce. At Giggles’ Campfire Grill at the southeast corner of Lee Ave. & Cooper St. at The North Woods.
Fall Guy Breakfast Panini
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Capicola and scrambled egg topped with white cheddar on ciabatta. At The Hideaway Speakeasy in the Veranda, Grandstand upper level, northwest section.
Honey Puffs (Loukamades)
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Deep-fried dough balls crispy outside and sweet inside, tossed in a sweet syrup and sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar. At Dino’s Gyros on the north side of Carnes Ave. between Nelson & Underwood streets.
Italian Bomba Sandwich
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Beer-braised pork shoulder with prosciutto cotto ham, fontina cheese, giardiniera (Italian relish) and aioli on a grilled ciabatta roll. At Mancini’s al Fresco on the north side of Carnes Ave. between Nelson & Underwood streets.
Maple Cream Nitro Cold Press Coffee
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Locally sourced heavy cream and maple syrup in a cold brew coffee infused with nitrogen. At Farmers Union Coffee Shop on the north side of Dan Patch Ave. between Cooper & Cosgrove streets.
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Sliced bananas and sautéed bacon over tater tots, topped with peanut sauce. At Snack House in the Warner Coliseum, south concourse.
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Buttermilk scone holes filled with chocolate, marshmallow and Nutella®, deep-fried and topped with a dusting of powdered sugar. (Gluten-free) At French Meadow Bakery & Cafe on the north side of Carnes Ave. between Nelson & Underwood streets.
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Cream cheese dip with crab meat, green onions, fresh red pepper and water chestnuts, served with whole wheat flatbread crackers. At The Hideaway Speakeasy in the Veranda, Grandstand upper level, northwest section.
Pie’n the Sky Malt & Sundae
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017A sweet and tart mix of crunchy, spiced “airplane” cookies and lemon curd, topped with dark chocolate drizzle and served with vanilla ice cream as a sundae or malt. At Dairy Goodness Bar in the Dairy Building, south wall.
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Flour tortilla filled with pepperoni, Italian sausage, risotto, mozzarella and marinara, coated with garlic butter, parmesan and Italian spices, baked and served with a side of marinara. At Green Mill on the east side of Cooper St. between Randall & Wright avenues, at Family Fair at Baldwin Park.
Slow-Roasted Pork Mole Tamale
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Fresh corn tamale with slow-roasted pork, mole coloradito sauce and black bean and pineapple relish. At Tejas Express in the Garden, north wall.
Sonoran Sausage: ONE.BAD.DOG
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Tex-Mex sausage stuffed with pepper jack cheese, wrapped in bacon, baked and served on a cornmeal-dusted bun with fresh corn salsa and a drizzle of avocado ranch sauce. At Sausage Sister & Me in the Food Building, east wall.
Spicy Thai Noodles
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Rice noodles and red curry with coconut milk served with kaffir lime, basil leaves, bell peppers, galangal, onions and tomatoes. (Gluten-free) At Oodles of Noodles in the Food Building, east wall.
Sweet Corn Blueberry Eclair
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Kernza® flour éclair filled with sweet corn pastry cream and topped with blueberry glaze. At Farmers Union Coffee Shop on the north side of Dan Patch Ave. between Cooper & Cosgrove streets.
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Sweet potato, cinnamon and nutmeg kneaded into a traditional churro dough, deep-fried and served with a side of chocolate or maple-brown sugar sauce or whipped cream. At Potato Man and Sweety on the west side of Liggett St. between Carnes & Judson avenues.
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Honey smoked salmon, cucumbers, capers and cream cheese with fresh dill on pumpernickel, served with sliced lemon garnish. At The Hideaway Speakeasy in the Veranda, Grandstand upper level, northwest section.
Swine & Spuds
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Bacon-wrapped pork belly and mashed potato croquettes served on a skewer and topped with a choice of homestyle gravy, Korean Bulgogi barbeque sauce or sweet chili sauce. At Swine & Spuds in the Warner Coliseum, northeast corner.
Triple Truffle Trotters
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Sliced peppers and bacon with black diamond truffle oil mayo on top of waffle fries. At The Blue Barn at West End Market, south of the History & Heritage Center.
Wild Bill’s Breakfast Bake
Minnesota State Fair Food 2017Scrambled eggs, roasted chicken and chorizo sausage baked and topped with salsa and a mix of lettuce, pickled red onions and cilantro. At The Blue Barn at West End Market, south of the History & Heritage Center.
Which of these uniquely crafted MN State Fair foods are you dying to try this year?Source. The Minnesota State Fair runs Aug. 24 – Sept. 3 2017.
Previously, on Sheerluck Jolmes:
Jolmes and Mustrade discovered the body of the head chef, and the waiter showed off his quick-change routine again and again. Jolmes requested alone time at the crime scene with the body and a glass onion, likely to focus his detecting skills in solitude.
Will Jolmes have enough shrimp to last the day? And how will the shrimp feel about it?