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How Many Calories Are In A Banana?

No matter how you like them, everyone likes bananas. They're delicious and yummy and downright scintillating to the taste buds. But how many calories...
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What’s Your Go-To Coffee Order?

When you go out and treat yourself (and be honest, you probably do it a little more than you should), you're probably going to...
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10 Crimes Aaron Hernandez Actually Did Not Commit

  10, or whatever, crimes that Aaron Hernandez did not commit because they did not happen if you know what's good for you. Only a short...
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5 Foolproof Excuses To Get Out Of Jury Duty

Oh no! You have just received the dreaded jury summons in the mail. What now? Whether it’s your first summons or your 30th, most...
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Ignorance (And An Hour At The Nail Salon)

I stared down at my toenails. They were beginning to resemble chipped paint, from an old, rusty automobile, only, one might describe that as “vintage” or...
Four Worst Places To Serve Kitty Litter Cake

Four Worst Places To Serve Kitty Litter Cake

Kitty Litter Cake - not particularly appealing but scrump-dilly-umpcious.Photo © Making Ends Meet Wedding or Anniversary – Remember that time your husband bought you a...
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What’s The First Thing You Remember Happening In Your Life?

Most people don't remember their infancy. Maybe you do! Sorry about that whole birth thing. Maybe you don't. When do your memories kick in? What's...
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Foosball Tournaments and Championships

Foosball began as a game that brought the fun of European football (Soccer to us Yanks) to your rec room on a table with...
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How To Break Up With Your Boyfriend

We understand it can be tricky to let him down easy. Even if he knows your relationship is stale and on life support, your...
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Two Men And Two Women Are Sharing A Train Car Going Through The Alps…

Funny Joke Of The Day An Englishman, a Frenchman, a beautiful blonde and an ugly brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds...
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Cinderella Pumpkin, Part 2: The Conclusion

Choking black bilious smoke rolled across the royal dance floor. "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 !" shouted one terrified guest from near the buffet table. It...
Do's and Don'ts of Resume Writing

Do’s and Don’ts of Resume Writing

There are all kinds of expensive resume writing services available for job hunters. These places will take a good bit of your money in...

Candidates Refuse To Say Please Or Thank You In Most Vicious UK Election Yet

Fever Pitch Yes! Election Fever is limply pawing at the United Kingdom this month as the big day when we choose which largely interchangeable rosette...
The Continuing Adventures Of Tartan The Ape-man, Part 5: Cry Tearrier

The Continuing Adventures Of Tartan The Ape-man, Part 5: Cry Tearrier

Previously on Tartan The Ape-Man Auditions go badly at Monkey Glee Club, Derek suggests The Water Jets get thongs but finds there isn't much backing...
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip…

Funny Joke Of The Day After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours...