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A Blonde Woman Is Speeding Down The Road When She Gets Pulled Over…
Funny Joke Of The Day
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car when she was pulled over by...
Come Forth And Thou Shalt Hath Eternal Tacos
. . . Come fifth and you win a wiener.
10 Reasons These Kids Are Crying
Parents: Is there anything more frustrating than your kid crying for seemingly no good reason? Kids freak out at the drop of a hat....
Weird Videos – Spiderman Nursery Rhymes Compilation
For some reason, Spiderman and his colorful clones are riding on a banana and dancing to nursery rhymes. Enjoy!
Household Uses for Honey
Very few people have anything bad to say about honey. Even if you're not Winnie-the-Pooh and wouldn't be willing to spend days trapped in...
5 Reasons You Love To Cuddle
Welp. Here we are. You and me. Are you going to read past this line? We'll see.
This is actually an article about Grazers. Grazers...
If You Had To Sit In One Public Place All Day, Where Would It...
Some of us like being out and about, but usually only if we're doing something. But say you couldn't move all day...
If You Had...
Household Uses for Cola
Next time you're at the local grocery store, you should consider buying a bottle of cola. Why, you ask? After all, it's nothing but...
Super Patriotic Monkey
Love thee thy country and thy bananas, too!
Do’s and Don’ts of Recycling
We’re getting sick and tired of hearing all about the need for recycling. All this blathering about everyone having to do their part, make...
Frosty Foot Threshold
New Year's Eve means cold feet.
My folks have kept faith with the same New Year's tradition for 50 years.
Come the last death throws of...
Let’s Address The Elephant In The Room
Photo Source: Jean-Baptiste Courtier
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What’s Something You Never Want To Lick?
Some things in life were made to be licked. An ice cream cone is a perfect example. Ice cream cones are delicious! But plenty of...
Monkey Pickles Writing Contest
In celebration of Monkey Pickles turning 1 year old in March. We are launching a creative writing contest with a winner being choosen on Thursday, April...
The Phallic Fallacy of Jelquing
Get your jelq on!
If you're ready to enlarge your penis with wishes and rainbows, we have some important information for you. It is not...