Are you a Lexophile?
A Lexophile is someone who loves words.
Not just, "Oh, I love the word hippopotamus!" A Lexophile uses words as effectively as possible, deriving pleasure...
More Wine?
Light the candles, pour
the wine. The turkey’s still
frozen. Who wants more wine?
Release The Turkey (Haikus)!
Let there be turkey!
Potatoes, and pie, stuffing,
gravy; piled on high.
My Nose, It Froze
Bill, horn, schnoz, sniffer;
nostrils, snuffer, whiffer, nose.
Either way, it FROZE.
Household Uses For Graphite
Many people have graphite in their home, but they are not aware of the many uses their graphite could be truly handy to complete....
20 Funny Words That End With -ing
20 Funny Words That End With -ing
Cracking
Let’s get cracking, that’s cracking good. Cracking is the new adjective for everything that’s good. If you can...
The Tonsillectomy, Part 1
After they filled her IV with "sleepy drugs",
and wheeled her away . .
I paid a visit to the tiny little coffee shop, located in...
Does This Banana Sandwich Look Delicious Or Disgusting?
You never really expect to be asked questions like this, but that's why you're here, right?
Does This Banana Sandwich Look Delicious Or Disgusting?
Prince Performs “Purple Rain” During Downpour – Super Bowl XLI Halftime Show
Watch Prince perform his hit songs, including "We Will Rock You", "Let's Go Crazy", "Baby I'm a Star", "Proud Mary", "All Along the Watchtower", "Best...
What Are Some Interesting Or Odd Jobs You’ve Had?
We all had to start in odd jobs somewhere. Maybe you got your start at a local farm or an animal shelter. If you're...
Bananas Are Dying Out! What Will We Eat Instead?
If you love bananas as much as we do, you might still be stuck in your post-breakfast banana coma. But maybe you haven’t heard...
The Best Antiques Roadshow Memes
The internet is an amazing place, mainly because your shameful obsessions become validated, even glorified, with the realization that you're not the ONLY PERSON...
Haiku VII – ‘Tonight, They Come …’
Mortals, be wary;
be ready with sweets. Tonight,
they come, craving treats.
Which Animal Species Would Be Most Fun To Go To The Bar With?
We're assuming they're sentient and all, and we're pretending that alcohol wouldn't be really bad for most animals. But in terms of drinking buddies...
Which...
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