A Bunch Of Monkeys Go To A Rave. Who Has The Glow Sticks?
Monkey Rave
While monkeys have loved all types of music for decades, there has been a real spike in the popularity of electronic music amongst...
Researches Just Found 200 Dead Crows On The Freeway Outside Boston…
Funny Joke Of The Day
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that...
5 Memes About Your Hedonism and Laziness
We know you're skating by on your good looks and charming wit. While others toil over menial tasks, you sit back and chuckle to...
Naked Space Invader Sheep Dog Trials
Naked Space Invader Sheep Dog Trials
Today is Video Game Day . . . Like that needed promoting.
That said, I've played a few video games in...
A Successful Lawyer Had Never Donated To The Local Charity…
Funny Joke Of The Day
A local charity office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The...
What’s The First Thing You Remember Happening In Your Life?
Most people don't remember their infancy. Maybe you do! Sorry about that whole birth thing. Maybe you don't. When do your memories kick in?
What's...
Love Is A Marathon, Part 3: Dancing The Tippy-Tappy
Previously, on Love Is A Marathon:
Lost somewhere in the middle of her many dresses, Lillian has encountered (unsurprisingly) a cyborg at the Cyborg Roller Disco Circus....
8 Funny Words That Start With P
Could you possibly have predicted this list of funny words that start with P? Probably not.
1. Persnickety
If you’re persnickety, it means you’re turning into...
Luxury Fidget Spinners and Fidget Toys
A Fidget Spinner is either a distraction or a stress-relieving toy, depending on who you ask. Popular in the 90s, Fidget Toys had a...
MC – The CopyCat Twerker
MC – The Twerking Jerk
Who was it that said everything old is new again? It didn’t work well this time. Poor MC tried it...
10 Reasons To Eat Monkey Pickles
We get email from the outer planets constantly asking what the top ten reasons asking "why?" They can trail off in a variety of...
The Island Of Misfit Toys (i.e., Unfinished Projects)
As we were driving past the line of brightly lit storefronts,
my son blurted something out from the back seat.
"QUITters Studio???"
I turned my head in...
The U.S. Government Had A Huge Scrap Yard In The Desert…
Funny Joke Of The Day
Once upon a time, the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said, "Someone may...
Would You Rather Somersault Or Cartwheel Your Whole Commute To Work?
If walking or driving was out of the question...
Would You Rather Somersault Or Cartwheel Your Whole Commute To Work?
Life As A Toothbrush
It all started after that big truck delivered me to that supermarket...I was just like all the other toothbrushes living on shelves rapped in a plastic box, waiting for someone to pick me up and take me home with them so I could start life as a normal toothbrush!