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5 Things Fireball Cinnamon Whisky Doesn’t Pair Well With

Oh, it’s awesome. Fireball Cinnamon Whisky offers all the flavor of your favorite single malt and an Atomic Fireball combined into one electric punch. Ah, savor it as you swirl around your mouth, and then after you swallow, feel free to belch out the uncontrollable flames the cinnamon provides.

It’s the afterburn that’s the kicker. You should be aware of some things that don’t pair well with a bottle of Fireball Cinnamon Whisky.

Log Rolling Competition

Yes, it’s autumn and all the harvest fairs are in full swing. You join your buddy on a log for a friendly challenge of who can stay out of the water longest. To bless this moment of friendship and fun, you clink your glasses with a single shot of Fireball Whisky and knock them back … and then end up face first in the water when you wheeze out. That stuff will get you every time.

Before Judging An Apple Pie Contest

It would seem just the thing to warm up those taste buds with a cinnamon blast of whisky before tucking into the finalists’ pies at the fair. But it won’t go over too well with the other judges and contestants when you’re gasping, “Oh no!” and wiping your watering eyes as you take the first forkful.

Sharing A Drink With Your Future Son-In-Law For The First Time

It’s a special night! Your future son-in-law is going to join you for the big game in celebration of his engagement with your daughter. You thought it would be nice to break out a bottle while the two of you have a little man time discussing married life. However, it’s not going to help either of you when the talk turns to the honeymoon and neither of you can stop coughing!

Actually, if you don’t want to talk about the honeymoon, take a double shot as soon as he brings it up.

As A Cocktail While Your Wife Is Getting Dressed

Timing is everything. You’re figuring you’ll just have one shot before the two of you head out for dinner and dancing. She’s wiggling into that tight black number you love. But working your way through the burn of Fireball Cinnamon Whisky may not be the best time to be answering the question, “So, how do I look?”

Just Before Having The ‘Talk’ With Your Teenager Son

It’s supposed to be a somber, grounding and bonding moment between father and son when you sit down for some serious discussion about sex. It takes a little bit of courage. But don’t get your courage from the Fireball Whisky! You’ll be coughing the whole time and your son will think you don’t have the chutzpah to come right out and say what you mean. Show him you mean business.

Sure, there are many ways and times that you should be drinking ridiculous amounts of Fireball, but there are others when it’s best left in the cabinet.

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