Since I got a cell phone, my knowledge of cereal ingredients has decreased dramatically.
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On a college campus, Thursday isn’t just an ordinary day, for some reason everyone is thirsty. The night of ever Thursday is a bit histaicle and well… Interesting.
Classes are over Thursday night by 8 pm, and all around campus, in Fresh, Topper cafe, and Garrett Food Court are closed and deserted by students. The lights pathway lights grow bright on the campus as students walk to their cars and outside of Pearce Ford Tower for a night of smoking and laughing till the early hours of the morning. Then it happens. The zombies appear.
In the distance you can hear them, the rowdy college students and their booze.
The sound of loud music and loud laughter is almost ear deafening! Some don’t even realize that they aren’t here anymore:
(usually the second one)The conversations held by the vampires are very intelectual, speaking about what bar they’ll attend next, crying because “Jacob was my one and only!” and :I messed up man, I loved Samantha!” With the occasional black out drunken vamps who have had one too many bloody shots! Climbing on the statues and making out when everything that walks.
One person on my floor got so zombified, her roommate had to take care of her, and lets just say all of us 40 girls used the bathroom on different floors from the vomit projected from this zombies body.
Boy oh boy I wish i could see more of the males, the way they treat each other. Hanging on one another for support as they walk across campus, and what a spectacle it is to see a group of them! Hanging on one another, and stumbling up the hill to their cars or rooms.
Luckily, I wasn’t roomed with one, I was roomed with a sorority girl. More on their stereotypes and insane obsession with dancing, Ryan Gosling and pink next time. Keep it classy college students. Drink responsiblyPreviously, on Sheerluck Jolmes:
Jolmes and Mustrade discovered the body of the head chef, and the waiter showed off his quick-change routine again and again. Jolmes requested alone time at the crime scene with the body and a glass onion, likely to focus his detecting skills in solitude.
Will Jolmes have enough shrimp to last the day? And how will the shrimp feel about it?
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Once upon a time, Sir Dusty Bunny lived at the home of the Millers. He was formed after the Millers’ cat, Whiskers, had a very itchy day. The hair from Whiskers’ scratching combined with some dust on the floor and a draft from the open front door really got things going. One thing led to another and Sir Dusty was rolling around before you could sneeze. Sir Dusty wondered how he got so lucky to be surrounded by family and friends wherever he went. Ten-year-old Billy Miller would kick him on his way up the stairs, and soon he’d seen more of the house than he’d ever dreamed. The Millers were often busy with sports and work, so it wasn’t long before Sir Dusty was joined by Ms. Dustette and little Dustin. It was the best life he could have hoped for. But the Millers eventually got tired of the mess they lived in. Mr. Miller went out and bought himself a weird device with the word “Shark” printed on it. Sir Dusty Bunny was determined to be friendly, and he struck up a conversation with the new guy. “Hey, there! Welcome to the house!” “Why thank you. Who are you?” “I’m Sir Dusty Bunny. What’s your name?” “The name’s Shark, Shark Vacuum.” And after that fateful introduction, they had several discussions about life, and about the brewing romance between Ms. Dustette and Sir Dusty. Shark thought Sir Dusty was being too timid and that he should just tell her how he felt. Sir Dusty thought he was being a gentleman. Perhaps Ms. Dustette would be intrigued by a bunny of mystery. Sir Dusty chatted with Shark whenever he found himself in the closet. The Millers hadn’t ever taken Shark on any trips, and he was too big to blow around the house alone like Sir Dusty did. The Millers did often talk wistfully about “cleaning,” but Sir Dusty wasn’t quite sure what that meant. Sir Dusty often wondered why Shark was even there if he just sat in the closet. One day he just had to ask. “So Shark.” “What’s up, Dusty?” “What exactly are you here for?” “You know, I’m not entirely sure. Before the Millers brought me here, though, they did flip this switch on my back and all of a sudden I made a lot of noise.” “Noise?” The cat won’t like that much, Sir Dusty thought. But he kept that thought to himself. Better talk about something else. “So what do you want to do with your life?” Sir Dusty asked. “Well, I like being here, but I haven’t thought too far beyond that,” Shark replied. Another week passed by. Sir Dusty Bunny was nearly back to Shark’s closet after making his rounds of the house that week. But that was the fateful day that Mr. Miller finally got fed up with the state of things. When he came into the basement, he tripped over a large dump truck Billy liked to play with. He cursed loudly and then stomped over to the bottom of the stairs. “Billy! Sarah! Get down here! This place is an absolute pigsty! We need to clean. Sarah, get the Shark. Billy, pick up these toys.” The gust of wind from Mr. Miller falling had blown Sir Dusty nearly to the closet door. Sir Dusty thought about calling out a quiet greeting to Shark, but he stopped when he heard Mr. Miller talking about Shark, too. What was going on here? “A shark?” Sarah called from upstairs. “The vacuum, Sarah. Quickly now, let’s get this over with.” Dusty was so excited, he thought this is it! Shark was going to see some action! Sir Dusty saw some frightful things that day. I don’t have to tell you what happened, but Sir Dusty Bunny, Ms. Dustette and Dustin were never the same after that. Shark continued to live in the Millers’ home for many years. He was used occasionally, but he never made friends with another dust bunny ever again.user/wis_corp
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Aerosmith is an American rock band formed in Boston, MA in 1970. The group consists of Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Tom Hamilton, Joey Kramer and Brad Whitford. Before using the name Aerosmith, the band wanted to name themselves Jack Daniels or Spike Jones. Even to this day, Aerosmith is the best-selling American rock band of all time. They’ve sold more than 70 million albums in the US. If we’re talking worldwide sales, that number jumps to more than 150 million! One of the most famous albums of Aerosmith is “Pump”. But the band members were not happy with this name at that time, they wanted to rename it as “Bobbing For Piranhas”. Thankfully they didn’t. Aerosmith appeared in Wayne’s World 2, performing two of their songs.
Part Number | illustrations |
Release Date | 2003-02-18T00:00:01Z |
Edition | Reprint |
Language | English |
Number Of Pages | 528 |
Publication Date | 2003-02-18T00:00:01Z |