9 Funny Words That Start With C

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There are lots of good words that start with C that you can use to describe someone. If you’re a novelist and you have a character you want to describe to your readers, you can use any of these C words with our goofy blessing.

1. Curmudgeon

The weird thing about a curmudgeon, a grumpy, bad-tempered person, is that you can also get away with calling someone a curmudgeon as an endearing term. “You old curmudgeon. You’re so adorable.”

2. Cantankerous

A cantankerous person is very disagreeable. You say the weather is nice, and they point out all the clouds in the sky. If there aren’t clouds, they’re pretty sure there will be soon. Now, a curmudgeon can be cantankerous, but a cantankerous person isn’t necessarily a curmudgeon. (Because of the age, usually.) So a cantankerous young adult might grow to be a curmudgeon in later years. Be careful if you’re cantankerous, young ‘uns. And if you’re young and you’re already a curmudgeon, well … you’re probably stuck like that.

3. Contentious

A contentious person is downright argumentative. They just want to quarrel with you all the time. A lawyer is contentious just by virtue of the fact that it’s their job to argue with whatever the opposing counsel says. When you graduate from law school, people should say, “Congratulations on being contentious!”

4. Callous

This is a great word to use to describe someone in a romance novel. You could say that the handsome, rugged hero of the book is callous, only it turns out he was hurt very badly by his first love, and now he has built up a wall around himself for protection. Wait, is that a cliche?

5. Chirpy

Why is it that when a bird chirps it’s delightful, but when a person is chirpy it’s decidedly annoying? (And it is decidedly annoying, no doubt about it.)

6. Civilized

If you say that a person is very civilized, it should be a good thing, right? But really it’s kind of boring. Civilized people never spill crumbs on the floor, and they never appear chirpy or contentious. No fun!

7. Closemouthed

Closemouthed people aren’t as admirable as they pretend to be. A closemouthed person is someone who doesn’t share secrets, but they sure don’t mind listening to a bit of juicy gossip, now do they? After all, if they heard no secrets to begin with, they would have nothing to be closemouthed about.

8. Compact

If you say that someone is compact, it could mean they’re short or pudgy or shaped like a beach ball. Do wonder if compact people know that? Or do they just think it means they don’t have a lot of extra bits lying around?

9. Cordial

Saying someone is cordial is a lot like calling them civilized. Someone like that is a pretty cool cucumber. They don’t get easily rattled, but they aren’t very cuddly either. It would probably be better to spend time with a cute curmudgeon, as long as they aren’t too closemouthed. It’s fun to hear a good secret.