A Little Old Lady Takes Her Parrot To The Vet One Day…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

A little old lady takes her parrot to the vet one day. The vet looks at the stiff and lifeless parrot and says, “I’m really sorry, ma’am, but this parrot is dead.”

The little old lady says, “I’m sure you can’t be certain so quickly. Isn’t there a way to be absolutely certain?”

At this, the vet whistles and a Labrador retriever walks into the examining room. The dog sniffs around the parrot for a few seconds, then looks up at the vet with sad eyes and shakes his head.

The little old lady is having none of it. “A dog shakes its head and I’m supposed to believe that?!” she shouts. “I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to do more than that before I’ll believe my parrot is dead.”

So the vet walks out the room and comes back carrying a cat. The vet puts the cat on the table next to the parrot. The cat looks closely at the parrot, walks around it, prods it a bit, then looks at the vet, shakes his head and jumps off the table.

At last, the little old lady seems convinced. As she is about to walk out of the door, the vet tells her that she owes him $500.

”What?!” the little old lady shouts. “How the heck could it cost so much just to tell me my parrot is dead?”

The vet says, “Well, it would have been a lot cheaper, but with that lab report and cat scan, it gets expensive.”


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