Avengers 2: The Age Of Ultra-Congestion Review

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It was not a slow start.

The movie is straight into the action with  the Avengers team launching a full on attack against a Hydra base in an attempt to retrieve Loki’s scepter.

“Terrific!”, I thought. “I am tired of movies that are halfway through before anything happens.”

Be careful what you wish for, however.

I enjoyed the opening scenes … But there is a problem when you begin at a breakneck pace … The rest of the film has to keep pace with that opening to avoid being an anticlimax.

And I am not claiming that Avengers: Age Of Ultron fell in this trap.

There was no shortage of action.

This, unexpectedly, was not my main criticism. When a movie that ran for over 2 hours is too full of action, then something has missed the mark. ( They should have let Hawkeye direct ha ha ).

There are too many major characters, cameos and new additions. The action scenes were occasionally a little busy but, for me, the time left over for character development was wanting. It was like meeting up with a good friend from your college days only to find that the rapport you once had wasn’t there anymore.

That said, there were pluses and I was happy to pay the ticket price.

The interpretations of Elizabeth Olsen’s Scarlet Witch and Paul Bettany’s Vision look like they may add interesting dimensions to the franchise.

There were a number of surprising moments.

It would appear that the next installment will not be as crowded ( Not everyone will make it to Avengers 3 … I am not going to tell you how or why here, though. ).

Ultron, voiced by James Spader, had a personality ( Not sure that was a high point but it added humor and was a welcome divergence from the Terminator cold machine logic approach. ).

Most importantly, Josh Whedon did not retell the comic book Age Of Ultron event. That was a mess. Trust me, if it had faithfully translated to film, the result would have looked like the lovechild M. Night Shyamalan and Michael Bey.

Overall I will give Avengers: Age Of Ultron 7/10 or 8/10 with popcorn.

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The plot could have been stronger, however, but this was a better effort than Thor: The Dark World or Iron Man 3 although not on par with Captain America: Winter Soldier.

And it is a superhero film. … There are gods, monsters and flying people. … If you are going to nitpick at how the physics doesn’t make sense, perhaps this isn’t the movie for you.

Battle At The Old Oak Tree: An Armadillo, A Porcupine & A Grumpy Cat

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Pee Wee was a grumpy cat.

Not like those grumpy cats you see on Pinterest and Facebook with their smashed Persian noses and photoshopped expressions. No, Pee Wee was more of a natural grumpy cat like the original, Tardar Sauce, whose facial features were morphed by dwarfism. She’s a media sensation. Pee Wee was just a grumpy cat. His permanent frown and squinty eyes reflected a cat attitude on steroids. That expression belied his otherwise amusing Sylvester the puddy tat appearance.

This cat’s favorite perch

was on what was left of a tree house built by the grandfather of Rusty, the current ranch owner. Pee Wee owned Rusty and his wife when it suited him. The ancient live oak tree stood proudly on the hill several hundred yards from the ranch house. On that tree house platform Pee Wee kept a collection of items. One never knew when one might need to drop something on someone’s head. That opportunity was presenting itself, as a scuffle ensued at the very wide base of the tree.

The grumpy cat peered disdainfully

down at two armored warriors facing off near a very attractive den. A foot wide opening obviously led to a cozy home under a large tree root. Army, the armadillo and Porky, the porcupine, both desired the den for their own. Army lunged at Porky but only received the south bound end of a north bound porcupine in his face. The tail full of quills barely missed the armadillo’s nose. Suddenly something fell from above onto Porky. A ball point pen lodged between two quills while the pen’s clip hooked another. Porky shook, but could not dislodge the intruder. Then a rock fell, landing smack on Army’s forehead.

The armadillo hopped once

and charged at Porky. More items fell from above. Rocks, twigs, and even a toy truck rained on the pair. The Tonka toy smacked Porky in the nose. Furious, he charged at Army. Pee Wee blinked once and turned his face into the wind. His grumpy face seemed to smile. Below, four sets of black eyes appeared in the mouth of the den. Porky noticed the movement, but Army, with his terrible eyesight and snoot full of mud did not. But he did notice the porcupine was no longer attacking and had turned away. He hopped up and down in victory. Then another rock hit him from above. He turned around in a circle before focusing on what had grabbed Porky’s attention.

A skunk on the warpath emerged from the bushes.

The mother ambled straight for the den and her babies with tail raised threateningly in the air. Porky hurried away while Army did his little hop and took off like a shot in the opposite direction. The mama skunk scowled at the cat looking down at her and herded her family inside. From his perch far above, Pee Wee sneezed once and looked smug.

The moral is:

Don’t fight over something you don’t know much about until you’ve sniffed out all the details.

   

A Scientist Is Doing Some Tests On An Ant…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

A scientist is doing some tests on an ant and he asks the ant to jump. “Jump!,” he says. And the ant jumps. He writes in his notebook, “Ant responds well to being asked to jump.” Then, he cuts off one of the ant’s legs and says, “Ant, jump!” And the ant jumps! He writes in his notebook, “When an ant has five legs, it will still jump.” Then, he cuts off another of the ant’s legs and says, “Ant, jump!” And the ant jumps! Quite impressed, the scientist writes in his notebook, “Incredible! When an ant has four legs, it will still jump!” He proceeds to cut off each leg and asks it to jump, which to his surprise, the ant still manages to do with ease. The scientists records all of these findings. Eventually, he cuts the last leg off the ant. “Ant, jump!” he requests. The ant does not move. The scientist, happy to have reached a conclusion, writes in his journal: “Once an ant has had all of its legs cut off, it becomes deaf.”

Tell us what you thought of this funny joke in the comments below, and come back every day for the Funny Joke Of The Day!

 
(Here’s where we found this funny joke.)

5 Cool Gifts for The Beatles Fans

For the short time the Beatles were together in the U.S, The Beatles were unchallenged. The Beatles were an English rock band, formed in Liverpool, United Kingdom in 1960. The Beatles had a short run of only 10 years from 1960 to 1970, but they’re still the best-selling artists of all time by far. If you were to add in their solo albums and side groups, they’ll hold that record forever. The band was made up of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. They are regarded as the most influential band of all time and with 9 weeks on the billboard as #1, their song Hey Jude was the biggest single. Paul McCartney is still releasing music and getting millions of views on YouTube!

Happy Socks Limited Edition The Beatles Yellow Submarine 6 Pack Collector's LP Box (10-13)

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The Beatles Trivia Book: Uncover The History Of One Of The Greatest Bands To Ever Walk This Earth!

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The Beatles Abbey Road Light Switch Plate Cover Wall Plate Cover Record Cover Beatles Fan Gift

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The Beatles Gifts | 7x7" Tile Artwork Ideal for Beatles Fans | Beatles Home Decor | Beatles Art | Gift for Music Lovers

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7 Best Monkey Photos Of All Time

7 Best Monkey Photos of all time. Well at least 7 of hundreds that we come across at Monkey Pickles. fun random #cartoonbubble Monkey Photos and Dove Monkey Photos and Pee Monkey Photos and Glasses Monkey Photos and Hug Monkey Photos and Smiling Monkey Photos and Gun Monkey Photos Monkees Band

You Can’t Be Syriass: Tourism

What are these extreme tourists looking for?

It can’t be to escape the heat … ’cause there’s a heck of a lot of heat going down in Syria right now. Sure it is good to have a break … but not of a limb. Even with the government advising citizens not to travel to Syria or neighboring regions, no doesn’t seem to mean no for these hardened globe trotters when it comes to this forbidden fruit. Let us hope that when the one piece covers all lingerie is peeled away that flash of yellow is the succulent banana they anticipated and not a rather moldy old lemon that has been dropped on the floor, gassed, shelled … and is actually a painted grenade.

Still, if you must go

and have a blast, here are some undiscovered Syrian hot spots that you might want to check out in. They were discovered but very possibly they have been wiped off the map by now.

 1. The City

Ruins of ancient Masada fortress in the desert in Israel Surprisingly still popular with tourists. One local source explained, ” The tourists are everywhere. They just don’t know where to hide when the shelling starts. They are painting the town very red indeed.” When asked if foreigners should stop visiting the region until the conflict resolved itself the source disagreed. ” No. Tourism is more important than ever for business … I am a pie salesman” Pictured is a typical city center hotel. It may not be as shown in your brochure but it is a credible representation of your hotel when it is finished. Some hotels still boast pools … although these tend to be green, corrosive or black & on fire.

 2. The West Coast

01 beach Quieter ….. Deathly quiet in fact. This is a destination that is growing in popularity as you can swim for it. Good for those who like to collect shells and bury their loved ones in the sand. Notable landmarks include those left by bombardment by the US Navy Sea breeze great for dispersing gas.

 3. The Hole In The Ground

apes hole You might think that because these are all over the place, that you can holiday on the cheap but many holes not affiliated with a registered travel agent lack basic amenities and you are exposed to the elements. A particular problem being rain, as it is full of shells & missiles. Shortly before a rain of terror, you may see what is locally referred to as a sad sky, which you can identify by fighter jets or a nearby rebel enclave. It is now time to check into your hole in the ground, invest in a very sturdy hat or shelter under a quality umbrella … that is a house … in another country. Popular with fleeing former dictators, it is essential to check out of your hole in the ground in plenty of time. Overstaying your welcome at popular times of the year may be viewed harshly and some holes operate a public execution policy for tardy guests. Of course, you can dig your own hole in the ground and vacation at home, politicians do it all the time … but you won’t get the weather.

 4. Caves

A very popular choice.cavedino3 Less deathy. All the scorpions you can eat. Tend only to have VCR technology Some dinosaurs.            

What Wild Animal Would Be Best To Have As A Loyal Pet?

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Only a small handful of the wild animals on the planet have been domesticated. There are a lot more out there that never will be.

What Wild Animal Would Be Best To Have As A Loyal Pet?

Monkey Acronyms

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Movement Of No Known Enemy Yaks Must Our New Kids Ensemble Yell? Music of No Kind Enraptures Yugoslavians Men of Narrow Keesters Enrage Yugoslavians My Octogenarian Nana Knows Enrico Yee Members of Negev Kibbutzes Eat Yams Memories of Naked Koalas Encourages Yippies Mounds of New Kimchi Encircles Yanks Members of New Kolkhoz Enjoy Yams monkey

What’s The Goofiest Way To Leave A Boring Party?

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We’ve all been to awful parties. We’ve all wished we could just leave already. There has to be a way…

What’s The Goofiest Way To Leave A Boring Party?

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This is great. I have to say my heart sank a little half way through. HAHAHAH You will appreciate this goofballs enjoy.

Pickleball Tournaments and Championships

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Pickleball is a game that is gaining traction in the US sports world, as courts and playgrounds are being converted in order to comply with Pickleball court rules and younger generations are picking up paddles in their gym classes. What began as a makeshift badminton game has blown up into a genuine sport with professional players vying for a spot in the top bracket of Pickleball tournaments! We’ve collected some of the most exciting Pickleball moments captured on video!

Pickleball Tournament – Fall Brawl 2015 Mixed Doubles 19+

Watch an amazing around-the-post shot in slo-mo during a Pickleball tournament!

Pickleball Tournament – USAPA Nationals VIII 2016 Men’s Doubles 19+

Watch these Pickleball titans battle it out with mind-boggling talent!

Pickleball Tournament – Grand Canyon State Games 2014 Mixed Doubles 19+

Watch this exciting mixed doubles game in the middle of the action!

Pickleball Tournament – Grand Canyon State Games Men’s Doubles 5.0 Gold Medal Match

Watch this gold medal match right from the court!

US Open Pickleball Championship – Pro Men’s Singles Gold Medal Match 2016

Watch this tiebreaking gold medal singles match!

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What Song Would You Pick To Listen To For An Entire Week?

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Pick the wrong song, and you’ll be subjecting yourself to the worst kind of torture. Pick a good one, and you might be okay at the end of the week.

What Song Would You Pick To Listen To For An Entire Week?

Do’s and Don’ts of Sexting

Sexting is a great way to keep the target of your affections interested. Of course, if you’re going to sext, you need to know how to go about it. You don’t want to be like a virgin sexter, all elbows and knees, making a big mess of things. You want to come across as a seasoned sexter, who knows what it’s all about. That’s why you should refer to this handy dandy list of sexting do’s and don’ts before you let your thumbs do the walking.

DO sext really fast

Life is too short to worry about whether or not you have the phone number right. Just quickly, with your eyes squinted, start typing in the number of the recipient and hit enter. Then sext away. That way, you’ll be able to send the maximum number of sexts possible in the minimal amount of time. And… if a sext happens to go astray… don’t worry about it! Look, you’re too sexy to be trapped sexting just one person anyway. Shouldn’t everyone have a chance to get a piece of the action? Might even end up being as hot as some videos from websites such as hd sex video xxx?

DON’T worry about appearances

Sexting is for shedding inhibitions and really letting yourself out there. Don’t sext while you’re thinking that your parents are looking over your shoulder, or thinking you should edit your sexts so they are less… blatant. Don’t worry if you look like a wanton, sex-starved creature willing to do almost anything for a little cellular attention. That’s the fun of sexting! Everybody looks like that!

DO sext to people who are in the middle of serious meetings

One of the greatest things about sexting is you can totally throw the person receiving the sexts. A carefully timed sext to your lover can make them exclaim loudly at a stuffy business meeting, or even get them fired if they actually sext you back while in that same meeting. This is a great way to get someone’s attention really fast, and also to help them change careers. Also, when you sext someone in the middle of a serious meeting, you are actually doing them a big favor. Serious meetings are seriously boring, so your sext could actually save them from being bored to death. Bet you didn’t know that sexting was so important! Sexting should probably become part of the life saving courses they teach at community colleges, come to think of it.

DON’T wear clothes in your sext pictures

Sure, lingerie is sexy and everything, but people can see plenty of that when they look at Kim Kardashian’s Twitter page. They can also find this kind of thing when looking at Babestations Hannah Claydon and, no offence, it may be quite difficult to compare to her in terms of sex appeal. When you sext, you should be an open book. Don’t hold anything back. Show it all. That way, if your lover’s phone gets in the wrong hands, the entire depth of your love will be self-evident, as well as a whole lot more. Besides, sometimes these “accidents” can lead to something bigger, like a modeling contract or something. Clothes simply get in the way of you and your talents. Another benefit to not wearing clothes in your sexting pictures is that you’ll be more likely to get a picture back with no clothes on. In other words, your lover will feel the need to reciprocate in kind. And isn’t that what true love is all about? How do you sext? What are some of your secrets for successful sexting? Have you ever become famous for sexting? Tell us about it in the comments below!

How To Use A Compass

No one knows how the compass works. It has remained mysterious for many years, particularly since 1975 when it was first invented. Somehow, as if by magic, the needle on the face of the compass always points in a certain direction. Of course, no one knows what that direction is or how you can use it to find the Citgo station on Route 29 that sells the 64-oz jugs of soda for 79 cents. Though it is definitely a bad idea to go outside under any circumstances, at some point you will be forced to emerge from your home and risk navigating your yard, the park or even the woods. When you get lost in your yard, the park or the woods, it will be a good idea to know what a compass is and how to use it. Alternatively, a GPS may be the ideal gadget to take to the woods with you; without the need for cell towers, these durable things can be used anywhere. Check out this article for more information – The 6 Best Hunting GPSes Reviewed In 2019 ( + 1 Hunting GPS App ). Using this simple, five-step process, you should be able to master your compass and find your way back to your living room, where you belong.

1. Get Lost In The Woods

To really use a compass, you will have to get lost in the woods. If you are the type of person who can get lost in your house or get lost in a public place, this will be easy. However, if you have a cell phone with a GPS on it or you are survivalist, this might take some doing. You may need to have a friend help you by striking you over the head and pushing you out of the car somewhere.

2. Figure Out Where The Hell You Are

Once you have awakened in the woods with no idea where you are, you will still have to figure out where you are in the most general sense. Are you south of the Citgo station that sells the 64-oz jugs of soda for 79 cents? Are you west of the factory, office or mall where you work? I know, if you had any sense of direction you wouldn’t have gotten lost in the woods in the first place. But to use a compass you will have to start somewhere.

3. Know Something About The Compass

This may be the most difficult part of using a compass. Generally, people have no problem holding it in their hands and keeping it out of their mouths and within view. However, very few people have the general wherewithal to actually know something about a compass. The compass is a metal object that will likely fit in your mouth. Though it might feel good to have the compass in your mouth, it is important to hold the compass on the flat of your hand, out in front of you. Hold it like your cell phone, but don’t worry so much about dropping it.

4. Shake The Compass

When using a compass, many people believe that they are being led in the wrong direction. They may believe that their compass needs to be charged. How can they still be going the opposite of north? Where is west? What is south? No one knows! For this reason, you must shake the compass to let it know who’s boss. Shaking a compass also lets forest animals know that you mean business. If need be, throw the compass at forest animals or any mole people you encounter who say they are trying to rescue you.

5. Throw The Compass On The Ground

Your compass will not find Pokemon, take photos or play songs. After walking around for hours holding the thing in front of you like a cell phone, you will suddenly realize that your compass is the worst phone ever. This will make you want to smash it on a rock.

Do’s and Don’ts of Meditation

Meditation is no rocket science. All of those people blabbering about how they went to India or met a guru who changed their life through meditation is just trash talk. If you just took out time and sat down for a while you could do it too. Meditation isn’t all about trance. Different people use meditation for different things. Follow these simple do’s and don’ts and you too can achieve enlightenment through meditation. Better yet, you can reach ‘Unagi’ – a total state of awareness, and you will be prepared for any situation thrown at you or any danger that befalls. How cool is that!

Do Ease Your Mind

Detach yourself of all thoughts and worries. Try not to think if you locked to door or left the stove on, about your big meeting tomorrow or the hot chick sitting next to you. Let’s face it; you’re stuck here and you do not want to get out of it, I mean this is the one time to go in search of inner peace. Moreover, if you have left your door unlocked or the stove on you can’t make it in time anyway. Most importantly, what would the hot chick think? Stay put, so you can tell her how good your experience was – a great conversation starter. So let go of all the thoughts and put your mind at ease – inner peace!

Do Be Experimental

Passive meditation techniques of staying still and letting go don’t work for all of us. Active meditation using modern technology on the other can be quite useful to start with. You can use guided imagery meditation and think of ANY ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE or FEELING – whatever makes of feel good! There are no boundaries to imagination. If the object of beauty sitting next to you makes you feel good, go for it – imagine all you want. In a meditative state, you can sometimes also communicate to the people you think about through telepathy. So, this might be a good chance! Try talking to your dog – stop all thought processes and think what your dog is thinking. You may just feel that ‘connect’ with your dog that you never did before, you know?

Don’t Worry If You Get Interrupted

No matter what, interruptions are going to happen. Don’t worry if you get a call or two, or if your phone keeps beeping with the alert you created to follow live game scores. Take the call if you must, check the score and get back to business. When you learn to go with the flow, that’s when you know you have achieved true inner peace. So if your partner does call in to say ‘I love you’, it can wait. If she changes her mind a few hours later, she probably wasn’t meant for you!

Don’t Compare Your Experience with that of Others

Ever found yourself cheering in a game when nobody else was? It’s okay. Some things you can enjoy on your own, without having to compare to someone else’s. So what if someone saw yellow and you saw black. It’s like you preferring baseball and someone preferring volleyball – everyone has their own choice. Just like you didn’t like those green vegetables, but your mom seemingly did – okay, she didn’t too we guess, but that’s not the point here. Black is pure class and who wears yellow anyway. Now we know who’s on the losing end. Don’t get upset if someone said they experienced physical sensations, while you fell asleep; because if you did, your session couldn’t have been more fruitful. How peaceful and relaxed were you that you fell asleep.