Pickleball Tournaments and Championships

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Pickleball is a game that is gaining traction in the US sports world, as courts and playgrounds are being converted in order to comply with Pickleball court rules and younger generations are picking up paddles in their gym classes. What began as a makeshift badminton game has blown up into a genuine sport with professional players vying for a spot in the top bracket of Pickleball tournaments! We’ve collected some of the most exciting Pickleball moments captured on video!

Pickleball Tournament – Fall Brawl 2015 Mixed Doubles 19+

Watch an amazing around-the-post shot in slo-mo during a Pickleball tournament!

Pickleball Tournament – USAPA Nationals VIII 2016 Men’s Doubles 19+

Watch these Pickleball titans battle it out with mind-boggling talent!

Pickleball Tournament – Grand Canyon State Games 2014 Mixed Doubles 19+

Watch this exciting mixed doubles game in the middle of the action!

Pickleball Tournament – Grand Canyon State Games Men’s Doubles 5.0 Gold Medal Match

Watch this gold medal match right from the court!

US Open Pickleball Championship – Pro Men’s Singles Gold Medal Match 2016

Watch this tiebreaking gold medal singles match!

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Do’s and Don’ts of Wisdom Tooth Removal

If your wisdom teeth are constantly causing you pain, you may need to have a wisdom tooth removal from a dentist surgery and clinic like Dentist Sewell. If you’ve never had a wisdom tooth removal procedure done before, you may feel worried or even scared. No matter how many articles you read and first-hand accounts you get from family members and friends, you may still be uncertain about what to expect. You obviously want the wisdom tooth removal procedure to go as smoothly as possible without complications arising. Making sense of all the information online can be very daunting. This is particularly true if you’re also receiving advice from your dentist and your loved ones. It should go without saying, but it’s probably best to value the opinion of the Dentist Silver Springs over any advice you receive from anybody else. Fortunately, here at Monkey Pickles, we are committed to ensuring that our Monkey Picklers have a positive and fun experience when it comes to wisdom tooth removal. Here are the most important “Do’s” and “Don’ts” of wisdom tooth removal. As long as you follow these “Do’s” and “Don’ts,” you will likely be wishing that you could do the wisdom tooth removal procedure all over again.

DO Mix Pain Meds and Alcohol for a Fun Blackout

If you truly want the wisdom tooth removal process to be a fun and memorable experience, you should mix your pain medications with alcohol for a fun blackout. Think back to your college days when you would go out to party and end up drinking so much that you blackout and puke. This will be the same experience, except ten times better. Not only will you be entirely pain free, but you will also have fun hallucinations that you will be able to tell your dentist about later. Even though mixing pain medications and alcohol could cause internal bleeding, liver damage, impaired breathing, and even heart problems, don’t worry about it and just do it anyway. If you managed to survive a wisdom tooth removal procedure, you are practically invincible anyway. There is no need to worry about it. You’ll be perfectly fine.

DON’T Plan a 4-hour Lecture After Surgery

After surgery for wisdom tooth removal, you should avoid planning a 4-hour lecture after surgery. This is particularly true if you choose to heed our advice and mix pain medications and alcohol for a fun blackout. If you attempt to plan a lecture after surgery, the end result certainly won’t be good because you will be loopy and out of sorts. However, if you absolutely must plan a 4-hour lecture after surgery, you should actually get started during the procedure while you’re more coherent. Keep in mind that while it’s a big no-no to plan a 4-hour lecture surgery, you shouldn’t worry about actually giving a 4-hour lecture after surgery. After all, if you already have everything planned out, there’s not much that can go wrong.

DO Eat Ice Cream for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

After the wisdom tooth removal procedure, chances are your dentist informed you that you would not be able to eat any solid foods for a few days while you heal from the procedure. Instead, you will need to live off of liquids and soft foods. Instead of drinking chicken noodle soup all day or eating oatmeal, you should make things easier for yourself by eating ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Not only will the coldness of the ice cream help ease your pain, but your taste buds will certainly thank you. Ice cream is nutritious and will help you eat faster. Don’t worry about getting bored of eating ice cream all day long. There are literally hundreds of flavors of ice cream available in the world. The truth is you will feel devastated once you recover from the wisdom tooth removal procedure because you will no longer have a legitimate excuse to eat ice cream all day.

DON’T Use Anesthetic

If you truly want to have a fun experience with wisdom tooth removal, you should refuse to undergo the procedure with anesthetic. You shouldn’t use any type of anesthetic whatsoever because the medication will prevent you from experiencing the experience of wisdom tooth removal to the fullest extent. Not only will you have a great time testing your personal pain tolerance, but you will also impress your dentist significantly. In fact, your dentist will brag about you to all his or her other patients. You will serve as a living testimony for these patients that they too can undergo wisdom tooth removal without using anesthetic as a cop out. If your dentist attempts to convince you to use anesthetic, you should view this as an additional challenge to overcome. Don’t cave into the demands of your dentist no matter what he or she says. In fact, he or she may simply be trying to make more money by forcing you to use a medication that you clearly don’t need.

Name One Person You Wish You Could Drunk Text

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Maybe you never got to say a proper “Screw you!” to that high school boyfriend or girlfriend who broke your heart all those years ago. Maybe you want to tell a famous person how you really feel about them.

Name One Person You Wish You Could Drunk Text!

 

How Hungry Are You? – Quiz

How Hungry Are You?

We’ve all been there: sometimes you just need help figuring out EXACTLY how hungry you are. No worries, fam. We put together this scientifically engineered quiz to hypothesize your personal hunger percentage. Enjoy!

What do you feel like eating right now?

How many baskets of fish and chips could you eat?

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Finding Nimoy

Kkhhaaaaaannn !!!

Leonard Simon Nimoy lived long and prospered between March 26 1931 and February 27 2015. He has now boldly transported to the bridge of the USS Beyond and join her crew in their never ending mission of well deserved rest. Logically, he will be missed. Here are a few Nimoy highlights

If I had a hammer I’d smash this record.

William Shanter was infamous for terrible singing but Nimoy was responsible for some notorious tunes too. In particular, If I Had A Hammer and The Ballard Of Bilbo Baggins scar my memories.

Nervous Kiss

Before deciding upon Spock’s trademark attack, The Vulcan Nerve Pinch, Nimoy experimented with the Vulcan Wedgie and The Vulcan Hickie. … Well … maybe it happened that way.

Take the Hellmans Mr. Sprout

Nimoy was a vegetarian, as was Mr. Spock, which made Nimoy the perfect choice to play the role.

Spock Smash!

Mr. Spock had green blood but it would have been a mistake to make him angry because … Vulcans are experts at suppressing their emotions and it would have taken you all day to irritate him.

Is this Tribble house trained ?

After the original Star Trek was canceled, Nimoy opened an exotic pet shop although it is thought that the pets sold were predominately native to Earth.

Waaaah – t ?

Nimoy directed several films including Three Men And A Baby

Bank Right Mr.Spock

For years Canadians have been transforming the picture of Sir Wilfird Laurier ( Canada’s first French speaking Prime Minister ) into Mr. Spock on their bank notes. Since Leonard passed away the practice has skyrocketed in a quirky tribute to the departed actor. Although the artistic transformation does not invalidate the money, the Bank of Canada frowns upon defacing bank notes and points out that retailers may refuse to accept the currency. … Those cold hearted inhuman bankers.

Picture This

Nimoy studied photography at UCLA and was also a published poet.

Science, Baby

Mr. Spock was the USS Enterprise’s Second Officer / Science Officer and not the Baby And Child Care Officer.

The Do’s and Don’ts Of School

You’re a kid. Your job is school. Try to make the most of it so you can achieve the illusive American dream of 2.6 kids, a giant house with an astronomical mortgage that keeps you up at night, a hot trophy wife that maxed out your credit cards every month, tons of college debt you’ll never pay off, and an ulcer the size of a large grapefruit. Ah, there’s just so much to look forward to, but right now your focus is school. Make the most of it by following the golden rule of your studies. Pay that hot chick to do your homework for you, especially the really long boring stuff, like anything to do with the “Scarlet Letter”, “Moby Dick”, or that god-awful “Great Gatsby.” Yes, Daisy was kind of an arsehole, I’m giving it to you straight here. Don’t put that in your term paper. See we’re already giving you good advice. Here’s the do’s and don’ts of school.

DO Call Your Teacher “Hey Lady”

Here’s a little fun fact about teachers. They love to be called “hey lady.” Or grandma. Auntie Apple. Mrs. McSmartikins. All endearing compliments of affection. There are all kinds of cute nicknames you can come up with for your teachers. Spend some hard earned time on this one, so that you call her something different everyday. Develop a rapport with her, so that she’s obviously going to give you “A’s” on all your assignments. You might not even have to do any of the homework. With so much appropriate sucking up, you’ll have that Red Rider BB Gun in no time. Wait. That’s from the movie, “Christmas Story.” On second thought, just bring her a red shiny apple and call it a day.

DO Covet They Neighbor’s Chocolate Milk

It’s a fact. Chocolate milk is delicious. This is the endgame kid. Get as much chocolate milk from the school cafeteria each day. Don’t even bring a lunch. Just bring your money for chocolate milk. Steal some when the lunch ladies aren’t looking. Snag a few from your friends when they are checking their Instagram accounts. Be the king of chocolate milk. This is your lunchtime destiny. People will think you’re cool, because you’re the kid with the unlimited supply of chocolate milk. When people ask you why you drink all that chocolate milk, just tell them “osteoporosis man, it’s a bitch.” Strong bones and the coolest kid in school? That’s you! Milk. It sure doesn’t suck.

DON’T Steal The Principal’s Car

I know it might seem like a cool senior prank to steal the principal’s car and put it on the roof of the school. Paint in big block letters on the car, “Principal Rooney’s a Dildo!” Not that I’m giving you any ideas here. This was something that was hip to do back in the day, a long long time ago. Yeah like when cops and the school board had a sense of humor. And fun kid pranks were a part of growing up. They don’t anymore. They will absolutely throw the book at you. Now it’s just “grand theft auto” and “aggravated menacing.” You’ll end up in Sing Sing as an adult offender, having just turned 18 with the new task of being Bubba’s plaything because you’re just sooo pretty. There’s just no way to have fun anymore.

DON’T Date At All

Here’s a tip. Don’t date any high school girls at all. They are not worth your time. You’ll just have to spend all your hard earned cash at that part time Pizza Hut job on movies and dinners to impress them. Spend it on worthwhile stuff like internet sports betting and online porn. You just have to pay for the good stuff still! Wait until college when the girls get a little looser with their inhibitions. Sluts rule! High school girls are a huge amount of work, effort, and talking. Oh the crazy amounts of talking you have to do with a high school girl. It’s like a thousand texts when all you asked is if she had a math test. She’s going to go on about “well so and so doesn’t like me and why didn’t I make the varsity cheerleading squad and my mom says that I’m so much better than all the other girls and how come Sarah got the new iPhone 7 and I didn’t and why didn’t you talk me between 5th period and WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME…until your eyes bleed from looking at your smartphone screen all night. Is that what you want? Bloody eyeballs? Nope. College girls are where it’s at.

5 Cool Gifts for Pink Floyd Fans

Pink Floyd was very talented and they did have some good stuff. In a six decade career, they released 15 albums and toured to support each release. They even composed film scores for some lesser known movies. Two of their albums, The Wall and The Dark Side of the Moon are both in the list of the best-selling albums of all time. Dark music like theirs won’t ever be considered pop, but they have just as many fans and longer-lasting popularity. Four of their albums topped both the US and UK charts!

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When Do You Usually Go To Bed At Night?

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Everyone handles bedtime a little differently. Some of us go happily, others go kicking and screaming.

When Do You Usually Go To Bed At Night?

Household Uses for Tea Tree Oil

Tea tree oil. Just the name alone sounds soothing. Every word in the name sounds like something healing when you think about it. You may not have any tea trees around so that you would be able to make it from scratch, but you can buy tea tree oil at the store. Yes, yes, you ALWAYS make everything from scratch, even those rhubarb and duck meat cupcakes that you think all your friends love. But you’ll have to get over that here. Just go out and buy some tea tree oil, and you’ll be able to do so much with it that you’ll forget the insult to your pride that is the fact that you didn’t make it yourself.

Rub It On Yourself Before Going to The Gym!

Tea tree oil is known to be soothing to sore muscles. And when you go to the gym and push yourself really hard because you’re trying to impress that girl who works at the store that sells dog hair scarves, you will almost definitely end up with sore muscles after your workout. A lot of people would advise you to rub the tea tree oil on yourself after your workout (mixing it with another oil because its concentrated form can irritate the skin), but why not do it before the workout? Now you can actually be proactive rather than reactive and fight that soreness before it even happens! And a bonus – with your skin all oiled up going to the gym, you’ll look like those models on the posters that are plastered all over the place at your gym! Someone at the gym who happens to be a talent agent may even mistake you for one of those models and offer you a modeling job!

Make Your Skin More Interesting!

Many people complain that tea tree oil irritates their skin, so they won’t apply it to the skin without combining it with some other ingredient. But why does this have to be a bad thing? If you have really boring, bland skin, why not do something to change it up? Rub some tea tree oil on it and let it have whatever effect it’s going to have, whether it be itching, redness, what have you. The effect on its own, in combination with whatever scratching, poking, and prodding you are going to be doing in the area of application, can only make your skin more interesting to look at! Would you rather look at ordinary, boring skin or skin that looks like a relief map of a whole bunch of volcanoes? Sure, it won’t feel great on the skin, but just try it and see for yourself that the effect on your visual experience makes up for the pain!

Clean Up Your Trees!

Doesn’t it annoy you when you see otherwise perfectly good trees covered in feathery green crap? Tea tree oil is great for getting rid of mildew and toenail fungus, so why not try it on the fungus that is making your trees so unsightly that you took 27 vacations last year just because you couldn’t stand looking at them? You can’t afford to take that many vacations this year, so why not try dealing with the problem instead? If anything, this stuff should work better on the trees than on your nails because it comes from trees itself! Pour tea tree oil all over the fungus on your trees every single day and see what happens. You should see a huge improvement in not just the way your trees look but also in how you feel. Having more attractive surroundings will make you so much calmer that it will be like a balm for your soul as well.

Create an Oil Painting!

You’ve always had an artistic streak, and you’ve dabbled in painting in the past. You have oil paintings on your wall that were made by a bunch of people whose names you don’t even know, so don’t you think it’s time you added one from yourself to the mix? Most people would recommend that you use refined linseed oil to make your own oil paints, but you can try using tea tree oil instead. Blend it with the pigments that your heart desires, and then let your creative side take over. You can paint whatever you want! You can paint a gaggle of geese taking a puppy to the circus, or you can choose to paint a picture of yourself sleeping with your head in your cat’s litterbox. Perhaps the best part is that you’ll know that this painting was created using something that has strong therapeutic properties. If you have skin problems, you can rub your skin on it. If you have a sore throat, you can lick it. What could be better than that?

What Was Your Best Experience At A Psychic?

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They don’t always turn out well, but it seems like when psychics get it right, they really get it right.

What Was Your Best Experience At A Psychic?

 

Funny Words That Start With T

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The funny thing is, there are many words starting with T to describe someone. Here are some to fill your lexicon.

1. Timid

Unless you’re describing a young child or an animal, calling someone timid isn’t exactly high praise. Timid people usually get ignored, talked over or walked on. But a timid child is really cute, and a timid animal is adorable. Just watch who you’re calling timid and you should be okay.

2. Tightlipped

If your best friend is tightlipped, that’s a good thing, and your secrets are safe. If your husband is tightlipped, it might just mean he’s a bad kisser. So being tightlipped is either good or bad, depending on if you’re the best friend or the husband.

3. Tightwad

Now if your best friend is a tightwad, you probably get stuck paying the restaurant bill every time. If your husband is a tightwad, you probably can’t remember the last time you were in a restaurant.

4. Thickset

You know a heavyset person is overweight. A thickset person might be larger than the average person, but maybe it’s not their fault. They’re just set that way. Thickset. Like when someone claims they’re overweight because they have “big bones.” Uh huh. Tony Robbins has big bones. Unless you look like Tony Robbins, you’re probably heavyset. Deal with it. You’re still lovable, you big lug, you.

5. Troubling

If anyone calls you or your teenager troubling, watch out, there’s a storm approaching. Troubling is usually followed by behavior, as in, “Her troubling behavior has me worried.” In my opinion, if you get this kind of remark even once, it’s time to take a second look at your meds. Troubling behavior could be one of those side effects they list. “May cause depression, headaches or troubling behavior.” Could be that’s how Hitler got labeled at that art college he didn’t get into. His file probably read, “Exhibits troubling behavior. Recommend NO ADMISSION!”

6. Thriving

“Say, how’s your son doing at that ridiculously expensive private school you send him to?” “Oh, he’s thriving!” Thriving is way better than saying “fine.” Next time your cashier casually says, “Hi, how are you?” Bust out with a really loud “Thriving!” That’ll wake her up so she hurries your groceries along.

7. Tactless

Without tact. Wow, what a loser. That guy is completely tactless. And to think, tact is free, but he doesn’t even have any. Not one tact.

8. Tedious

If a task is tedious, it might be boring, or it might be interesting, but filled with many details. Art restoration is tedious, but boy, what a payoff! If a person is tedious, though, it means they’re a pain in the neck to deal with. Tedious people usually end up working by themselves, because no one wants to go through that kind of intensity. Tedious people get caught up in the details and can’t see the big picture. Tedious people do great at tedious jobs like art restoration, because they don’t need to see the big picture – just the tiny brush strokes. Hopefully this little list will give you some fodder for when you need to describe a person to someone they don’t know. Just make sure you use some tact, but not all of your supply because you don’t want to be left tactless.

French Bulldog Terrier VS Yoda legendary Jedi Master

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How To Play Hearts

The game started being played around the end of the nineteenth century. Since then, it has evolved and spread across the globe. The description written here will focus on a popular variation of the game that is considered standard by many. The game of Hearts is all about trick-taking. For you to stay ahead, you must avoid winning tricks that contain hearts. Besides that, you need to be especially wary of winning the queen of spades.

The Basics of Hearts

The game is played with a standard deck of cards that contains 52 cards. In most cases, four players play the game. Each player gets 13 cards. The person seated to the left of the dealer is the one who starts playing. He or she can play with any card. This is how to play; a player plays a card, and all other follow suit if they can. The player that has the highest card has to take the tricks. Additionally, he has to lead to the next. The objective of this game is to win as few tricks as possible. To make the game interesting, each player has to pick three cards that he or she must pass on to players to their left in the first round, right in second, across in third, while the fourth has no passing. When each hand ends, the numbers are tallied. When one player reaches 100 or any other figure that was agreed on, the player that has the least points wins. All hearts are worth their face value. The Jack is 11, Queen 12, King 13, Ace 15, and the Queen of Spades is 25. Additionally, each round has different trumps (the card with the highest number). The trump can be determined by rotating the trump suit in each turn or deciding trump by cutting before cards are dealt. It can be quite hard when a heart is a trump. It is quite difficult to dump hearts on another player when you are unable to follow suit.

Spicing Things Up With Shoot The Moon in Hearts

A dangerous but a high reward strategy in this game is to shoot the moon. The player attempts to get all the point in a hand instead of trying to avoid them. If the player gets all 13 hearts plus the queen of spades, he or she will receive a major point boost. However, it can be quite dangerous. If the player gets all but one, he or she will incur a penalty of 25 points. However, if he or she does succeed the player can choose to add 26 points to everyone or subtract 26 points from their tally. The rule is great especially when adding 26 points would cause someone to reach the limit, thus causing the shooter to lose. However, the option to subtract 26 points does not exist universally.

Common Variations of the Rules in Hearts

The basic rules of Hearts may be altered a bit depending on whom you are playing with. Sometimes, it is good to have these variations at your fingertips to avoid confusion when playing the game. One variation of the rules is that the player who gets the Two of Clubs starts the hand instead of the player that is to the left of the dealer. The player must lead with the card on the first play of the game. Another variation of the rules is when there are more than four players. The player who was dealt the first heart takes the remaining cards (face down).  You also keep in mind that no point card can be played on the first trick of a hand.

Strategy Tips for Hearts

If you lead a trick, you must attempt to play a card that cannot be beaten. Leading a trick is tricky unless you are starting with the Two of Clubs. If that is not the case, making a choice can be difficult since all other cards are possibilities. If you cannot make a choice, always settle for the lowest cards. Look for the lowest card from a suit that has not been played much. It thus means that you will need to have a good memory. That means that there is a good chance almost everyone will have a card from that suit. If you play a low card, the other player may be forced to play a card of a higher number. Thus, you will avoid taking the trick. However, there are variations to the rule. If you think that everyone likely has a card from a certain suit, you can choose to lead high. Additionally, if you are trying to shoot the moon, you must consider leading high. If you are running out of cards, you may have to lead high. Keep in mind that you cannot lead with a Heart until the Hearts are broken when someone lacks a card in the leading suit and is this forced to throw down a heart. Besides that, most variations of the game do not allow the heart to be broken on the first trick. The rule is only voided if the player only has Hearts.

Short-Suiting Can Be A Good Idea in Hearts

It is considered a good idea if you can get rid of as many cards of one or more suits from your cards. The strategy is called short suiting. Once you get rid of all the cards of a certain suit, you can play with whatever card you like when a player leads with a card of this suit. That way, you can dump high-ranking cards with ease. Thus, you can dump as many points on other players as possible. The easiest way to short suit is to pass cards. At the start of each hand, you can pass three cards of the same suit to other players. That way, your attempt to short suit yourself will be quite easy. At the end of it all, remember to have fun. It is never that serious.

Natures Dick Pics 2017 Wall Calendar

If you are like us and have the same sense of humor as a 12-year-old boy, then we think you’ll love this Nature’s Dick Pics calendar. Because there’s nothing funnier than things that are not penises that look like penises. But don’t take our word for it, check out this rave review straight from the online product description: “We’ve put together a collection of nature’s finest shafts that will take you on a visually stimulating, 12-month photographic journey in 2017.” PLUS $1 from every sale is donated to the National Park Foundation and the Prostate Cancer Foundation, which makes this purchase basically a good deed. And stay tuned for our next product recommendation: Hairy Beavers in their Natural Habitat.

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