How Hungry Are You?

We’ve all been there: sometimes you just need help figuring out EXACTLY how hungry you are. No worries, fam. We put together this scientifically engineered quiz to hypothesize your personal hunger percentage. Enjoy!

What do you feel like eating right now?

Steak, or pasta, or 6 burritos, or dandelions...

I guess I could have a snack...

I could go for either something or nothing.

Wanna share something?

How many baskets of fish and chips could you eat?

Probably 1 full basket.

I could maybe eat the batter crumbs...

Am I wearing sweat pants? 4 baskets.

Half a basket.

What does this Rorschach inkblot look like?

Spilled coffee

Me holding a patty melt

Cotton candy mixed with taffy

My grandfather's pocket watch

A fresh slice of your favorite pie was delivered to you! However, it is suspiciously missing a bite-sized morsel. You:

Throw it in the trash. Gross!

Eat it without looking at it- out of sight, out of mind!

LOL you think a shady little bite is gonna stop me?!

Eat around the questionable parts.

Which color is most appealing to you?

Blue

Purple

Red

Orange

When will you most likely eat next?

:shrug:

Depends on when I go into the kitchen next...

If it's not soon, someone will be missing a delicious limb

Could be now, could be later

How Hungry Are You?

You downed 34 White Castle sliders an hour ago, so you’re good… but you COULD shove a little more in there, like some popcorn or a pint of ice cream. There is ALWAYS room for snacks and treats!

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How Hungry Are You?

You’re watching your friends arguing over where to eat, and seriously contemplating eating them instead. This way, you are satiated and you don’t have to listen to them anymore: win win!

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How Hungry Are You?

Literally, you could go either way. You are the definition of hunger apathy. Eating sounds fine, but so does not eating. You are on the cusp of being neither here nor there. The ongoing battle between good and evil. Whatever: just eat or don’t eat. We suggest eat.

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How Hungry Are You?

It’s at least time to think about eating. You’re getting to the point of no return, and you know what happens then… no one likes you when you're hangry. Just be aware that if you don’t get a donut in your food-hole soon, there could be consequences.

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Eh. You’re just about ¼ hungry, which means that you could conceivably do something other than eating for a while, believe it or not! Like, paint a picture of a Whopper to get poppin’ on your appetite, count blades of grass in your neighbor’s lawn, pet your cat 900 times to see if she’ll grant you a wish! Good luck finding something to do.

How Hungry Are You? – Quiz