Plenty of normal words start with S. Those are words that are mainstream, conservative, nice words that we use everyday. I’m not talking about those words. I’m talking about the following weirdo words. You’ll see what I mean.
1. Saltant
Saltant refers to the kind of leaping and jumping you do sometimes when you’re dancing. And it’s an adjective, so you’d say, “Your
saltant dancing is extraordinary.” I just don’t know anyone who leaps and jumps when they dance, though, except those dancers on
Dancing With the Stars. They do plenty of leaping and jumping. Derek Hough is a very
saltant dancer. You can tell him I said so, too.
2. Salubrious
Doesn’t that sound like a crime for drinking too much? “Sir, I’m going to have to bring you in on charges of being salubrious. Hand over your keys.” But no, it’s actually a good thing. Salubrious is something that is for your own good. Like, “Sir, we’re dropping all charges against you, for salubrious reasons. Congratulations!”
3. Sanatory
Not to be confused with “sani
tary.”
Sanatory describes something that produces good health. “Your
sanatory and salubrious behavior have got you off for good behavior!”
4. Sericious
The next time you’re getting cozy with a new flame, compliment her on her
sericious arms. Or not.
Sericious arms are covered in soft, silky hair. I think it sounds nice, but your girlfriend might take offense.
5. Sith
Sith is
olde language for “since.” If you use it, though, people will think you have a stuffed up nose. Try it now. Say out loud, “Sith you’re going to the
thore, can you pick me up
thome cold medicine?” Or you could try, “How many times
sith then have you called her?”
“Huh?”
“I
said, how many times
sith then have you called her?”
“Er, you mean, since?”
“Yeth!”
6. Surely
Some people—present company excluded—say “surely” instead of “sure.” I don’t if they want to sound more sophisticated or if they just like to be different. “Do you want another scoop of ice cream?” “Surely!” What if they don’t know? “Actually, I’m unsurely if I have room for more ice cream,
sith I already had two helpings.”
7. Snoop
Certain people thought snoop is such a great word they decided to rename themselves with it. But snoop has such negative connotations; I don’t know why anyone would want to name themselves snoop. “Hey, you! Snoop!
Whatcha doin’ over there in the bushes!” “Nothin’, just havin’ a look around where I’m not supposed to.”
8. Saucy
Now, everyone knows if you call a woman saucy that’s a good thing. And the one word is all you need, so it’s a super duper word. Case in point: A woman walks by. A man says, “Saucy!” Other men nod their head in agreement. Total understanding with just one word. Too bad warring nations couldn’t have a word like that. North Korea runs missile tests. South Korea says, “Saucy!” The U.N. nods its head in agreement.
So now you surely understand why S words can be so very entertaining.
Sith you’re already here, why not try some of these saucy words out in real life?
Reddit user strive_for_adequacy explains his bearable situation: “My sister worked at a place that sold stuffed animals, and one day she came over with a big box of ‘irregular bears’ – bulging eyes, deformed bodies, etc. They were meant to be destroyed but she generously gave them to me to ‘turn into something’. So, no children were deprived of companions in the making of this garment.”
Now that you have had time to ogle this fashion statement, the question is:
