What Heavy Object Would You Gladly Carry For A Mile?

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It’d be tough, but there must be some heavy thing out there that would be worth the work.

What Heavy Object Would You Gladly Carry For A Mile?

What’s The First Thing You Remember Happening In Your Life?

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Most people don’t remember their infancy. Maybe you do! Sorry about that whole birth thing. Maybe you don’t. When do your memories kick in?

What’s The First Thing You Remember Happening In Your Life?

Banana Anatomy

When you think of a banana’s anatomy, chances are you don’t consider the term “leathery berry” or “finger.” That’s because you haven’t been thinking about banana anatomy enough in your day-to-day life; we’ll forgive this blasphemy and teach you a thing or two about the anatomy of a banana!

Bananas are a starchy, sweet botanical berry (yes, it’s a BERRY!) and edible fruit that come from flowering plants aptly name the banana plant.

The banana plant grows from a “corm,” which serves as a sturdy underground banana plant stem to survive harsh weather conditions, like a drought or extreme cold. It is essentially the bulb of the banana plant, although they are built of solid tissue vs. the layered scales of a bulb. A cluster of bananas is called a “hand,” and a single banana is called a “finger,” which is a concise yet mildly unappetizing way of describing their growth patterns. Each hand consists of about 10 to 20 fingers. The outer layer of the banana, best known as the peel or skin of a banana, protects the soft inner portion of the banana. In between the peel and the soft fruit in the anatomy of a banana are thin membranes called phloem bundles. The phloem bundles are the part of banana anatomy that transports sucrose (sap) and other soluble organic compounds. Essentially, the phloem bundles grab sap made through photosynthesis, and bring it to parts of the banana that do not have photosynthetic properties. In some ways, this part of banana anatomy mimics the way our veins and arteries carry blood through our bloodstream! The fibers of phloem bundles in the anatomy of a banana can be used to make fabric, paper, or baskets.

Wild banana anatomy is drastically different than the typical banana anatomy we are accustomed to in our everyday lives.

The wild anatomy of a banana consists of mostly large, inedible seeds surrounded by some starchy pulp: not exactly the consistency we are looking for in a grab-and-go fruit. Banana Fruit, Banana Tree, Banana Seeds, Banana Anatomy, Banana Plant,The above photo of wild banana anatomy is just the tip of the iceberg: there are many variations of banana anatomy! Take, for instance, the Musa velutina, or the hairy pink banana: Banana Fruit, Banana Tree, Banana Seeds, Banana Anatomy, Banana Plant, Pink Banana This adorable species of seeded banana has fruits 3 inches long (SQUEE!), covered in pink skin with vellous “hair.” The banana anatomy consists of edible fleshy pulp, and a multitude of seeds that are extremely hard- like chip-your-tooth hard.

Through years of scientific breeding and testing artificial selection, mutations would arise that were actually beneficial to the edibility of banana anatomy.

The domestication of the banana meant that the the wild banana would need a sleek new physique and new banana anatomy to ap-PEEL to the average grocery shopper. The Cavendish banana- or Musa acuminata– emerged as the front-runner for the most consumer-friendly banana anatomy. The Cavendish banana anatomy is soft and sweet, with small, sterile seeds in the middle of the banana, promoting the overall aesthetic and edibility of the fruit. The skin of a this domesticated banana goes through an artificial ripening process to give it the quintessential bright yellow color we associate with a nice, ripe banana at the grocery store. Without this process, the Cavendish banana anatomy starts as a green-yellow color and ripens to brownish-yellow. The coolest part about the anatomy of a banana ripening process: ripened bananas fluoresce in BLUE when exposed to UV light! This fluorescence depends on the chlorophyll breakdowns in the banana peels: green, unripe bananas do not have the same fluorescence as their ripe counterparts. The same decreased fluorescence occurs with over-ripened bananas.

Why is fluorescence even a thing in banana anatomy?

According to a 2010 study called “Blue Luminescence of Ripening Bananas,” there are two suggestions:
  1. The fluorescence actually helps some animals find the perfect banana ripeness! Because some animals have a large field of UV vision, the fluorescence on the banana peel seems to correlate with this ability, allowing these animals to see a vivid shade of blue when looking for the best, most edible bananas.
  2. The FCC’s (fluorescent catabolites of chlorophyll, or intermediates of chlorophyll breakdown) in the banana peels may be related to more important roles in the internal world of banana anatomy, not only just for the breakdown of chlorophyll.

Banana Anatomy Health Benefits

Literally every aspect of banana anatomy is edible. The banana peel, although fluorescent, is completely edible. In fact, in many parts of the word, it’s eaten as frequently as the fleshy interior! A banana peel contains vitamins B6 and B12, magnesium, potassium, fiber, protein, and other compounds that are beneficial to health. Because the banana peel is not as sweet as banana flesh, it is usually served cooked, boiled, or fried. As far as the interior pulp of the banana, it seems that the anatomy of a banana is chock-full of anti-oxidants and healthy content. One of the most talked-about positive attributes of banana anatomy is its high potassium content. Potassium helps your nerves function, heartbeat stay regular, move nutrients into cells and waste products out of cells. The mineral can also help balance blood pressure by negating some of sodium’s harmful effects. There are many other aspects of banana anatomy that are great for your health! One banana can provide almost 10% of a daily fiber requirement, making them great for regularity and helping to curb food cravings. Bananas also contain Vitamin A, which improves and maintains vision, and vitamin B6 is essential for great sleep, weight loss, and protects against type 2 diabetes. As you can see, banana anatomy is not for the faint of heart; it is a broad topic with many different compelling directions to dive into. You’ll never look at the anatomy of a banana the same way again! Source: StudySource: Banana SeedsSource: Banana FactsSource: Banana Nutrition, Source: Potassium, Source: Bananas

5 Cool Gifts for The Beatles Fans

For the short time the Beatles were together in the U.S, The Beatles were unchallenged. The Beatles were an English rock band, formed in Liverpool, United Kingdom in 1960. The Beatles had a short run of only 10 years from 1960 to 1970, but they’re still the best-selling artists of all time by far. If you were to add in their solo albums and side groups, they’ll hold that record forever. The band was made up of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. They are regarded as the most influential band of all time and with 9 weeks on the billboard as #1, their song Hey Jude was the biggest single. Paul McCartney is still releasing music and getting millions of views on YouTube!

Happy Socks Limited Edition The Beatles Yellow Submarine 6 Pack Collector's LP Box (10-13)

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The Beatles British Flag Red, White, and Blue T-Shirt

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  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem

The Beatles Trivia Book: Uncover The History Of One Of The Greatest Bands To Ever Walk This Earth!

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The Beatles Abbey Road Light Switch Plate Cover Wall Plate Cover Record Cover Beatles Fan Gift

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The Beatles Gifts | 7x7" Tile Artwork Ideal for Beatles Fans | Beatles Home Decor | Beatles Art | Gift for Music Lovers

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A Man’s Car Breaks Down In Front Of A Monastery…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him and even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the Earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the Earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232,049 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,702,382 sand pebbles on the Earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door and turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk.  

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Batman’s Wings Clipped Flying Coach

“Why should you let me fly? …. Because I’m Batman!”
“I’m sorry sir, This ticket is booked under Bruce Wayne.”
This was the dilemma face by 19 year old student Adam Armstrong when he realized his girlfriend’s stepfather had booked his ticket with airline, Ryanair, using information copied from Adam’s Facebook profile. Unfortunately, the name sported on that account was Adam West, the actor synonymous 1960’s TV incarnation of the iconic DC character.
“Holy Mistaken Identity, Stepdad!” 
Suddenly,
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the planned vacation to Ibiza, Spain with his girlfriend, India ( not the country ) was in mortal peril from Ryanair and his henchman, ‘Standard name change policy.’
Ryanair, however, claimed no wrong doing and are still at large offering competitively low airfares to many destinations. In a statement Ryanair explained that, “Customers are asked to ensure that the details they enter at the time of booking are correct 01 small printbefore completing their booking and we offer a 24-hour ‘grace period’ to correct minor booking errors.” “A name change fee is charged in order to discourage and prevent unauthorized online travel agents from ‘screen-scraping’ Ryanair’s cheapest fares and reselling them on to unwitting consumers at hugely inflated costs.”
Our hero, prudent student Adam, was faced with either losing his vacation or having to pay 220 GBP.
What was he to do? 
Without the aid of a cape our cash strapped crusader reasoned that if only Adam West could fly on that ticket, then he would become Adam West. And he would do it for 103 pounds less than the name change fee by legally changing his name to Adam West through deed poll for free and fast tracking the new passport.
Adam West not only saved his holiday, he saved 103 GBP.
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Thanks to http://www.u.tv/News for providing quoted information.

Beginner Weight-loss Routine Male/Female

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If you’re looking for an example of a weight-loss workout routine for the gym, below is a generic routine for women who are beginners in the gym.  These exercises can be split up over the three days with a warm-up of 10 minutes on the treadmill at a moderate walking pace.  Each exercise is only to be done for 1 set unless otherwise stated in the workout.

Monday/Wednesday/Friday

Smith Machine Squat 15-17 Reps

Flat Bench Dumbbell Press 12-15 Reps

Lying Leg Curl 10-12 Reps

Seated Cable Rows 12-15

Forward Lunge (alternating legs each rep) 15 reps each leg

Shoulder Press (Neutral grip) 12-15 reps

Alternate Seated Dumbbell curls 12-15 Reps

Triceps Cable Pressdowns 12-15 Reps

Seated Calf Raise 30 Reps

Incline Bench Dumbbell Press 12-15 Reps

Side Lunge 15 reps each leg

Step Ups 15 Reps each leg

Assisted Machine Pull-Ups 12-15 Reps

Seated Lateral Raise 12-15 Reps

Seated Leg Curl 10-12 Reps

Dumbbell Hammer Curl 12-15 Reps

Incline Dumbbell Tricep Extensions 12-15 Reps

Standing Calf Raises 12-15 Reps

Reverse Pec-Dec 12-15 Reps

Back Extensions 2 sets of 20-25 Reps

Reverse Crunch 2 sets of 20-25 Reps

Oblique Crunch 2 sets of 20-25 Reps

Straight Crunch 2 sets of 20-25 Reps

Planks 2 sets of 30 seconds

     

Name One Person You Wish You Could Drunk Text

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Maybe you never got to say a proper “Screw you!” to that high school boyfriend or girlfriend who broke your heart all those years ago. Maybe you want to tell a famous person how you really feel about them.

Name One Person You Wish You Could Drunk Text!

 

One Day, Einstein Has To Give A Conference To All The Top Scientists In The World…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

One day, Einstein has to give a conference to all the top scientists in the world.

On the way there, he tells his driver, who looks a bit like him, “I’m sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!”

The drivers agrees, “You’re right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don’t know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place.”

“That’s a great idea!” says Einstein. “Let’s switch places then!”

So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein, goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.

But in the crowd, there was one scientist who wanted to impress everyone and thought of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he wouldn’t be able to respond.

So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question.

The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.

The driver looks at him and says, “Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I’m going to let my driver reply to it for me.”

Tell us what you thought of this funny joke in the comments below, and come back every day for the Funny Joke Of The Day!

 
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5 Signs You’re Spending Too Much Money On Candy Crush Saga

What on earth did you do before Candy Crush Saga? As you go back over your life, nothing stands out as vibrant and colorful as the delicious candy treats in Candy Crush Saga. It’s no matter that you’re behind on rent and will pay your iPhone bill before you go grocery shopping. Millions of other people struggle with priorities just like you do. But aside from these blatant examples of spending too much money on Candy Crush Saga, here are five less obvious signs to look out for.

1. Your Friends Are Acting Weird.

It’s like they won’t hang out anymore, don’t return your calls and don’t accept your incessant Candy Crush Saga invitations. Could it have something to do with the fact that you’re usually broke and all you want to do is play Candy Crush Saga? In the pit of your stomach, you feel as if they’re planning something. An intervention, perhaps? Or maybe you’re just paranoid.

2. You’ve Burned Through Your Laptop Battery And Your Phone Is About To Die.

You never thought you’d do this, but you’re heading to the library to play Candy Crush Saga. At least it’s free, you think as you ride your old bike with one missing pedal. Your car is out of gas, but you’re determined to fill up the tank and start looking for a second job … tomorrow.

3. Every Time You Achieve A High Score In Candy Crush Saga, A Tooth Falls Out.

Could it be that your addiction to Candy Crush Saga is much darker than you first realized? Do you find yourself thinking about candy all the time? Can you walk out of a convenience store without a bag of Skittles in tow? We didn’t think so. Hand over your debit card, please. Oh, and make an appointment to see the dentist.

4. You’re Selling Stuff On eBay.

And it’s all to support your love of Candy Crush Saga. Or at least you’re trying to sell stuff. Turns out no one really wants old tapes of Sheena Easton and Bon Jovi. Maybe they’ll buy those things on Amazon.

5. You’ve Started A Crowdfunding Campaign.

Obviously, it’s to raise money for color bombs, gold bars, hammers, extra lives and extra moves. And people are donating. You can’t even believe it when suddenly there’s a knock on the door. It’s all your friends. Remember that intervention you were so paranoid about? If any of these situations apply to you, it’s safe to say Candy Crush Saga has taken hold of you. But we don’t want you to stop playing the game. We don’t care. It’s your life, and if you want to spend the whole thing playing Candy Crush Saga, more power to you. You do you. You might need to keep some details back for companies like freshloan who will be there to give you information on getting a loan when you do eventually run out of money. But for now, enjoy yourself, go ahead, kick all those people out of your house and get back to Candy Crush Saga. You’ve got a high score to beat the candied snot out of.

The Fruit Bowl Of Social Media

Social media is like a fruit bowl…or maybe something more like that nutritious hat that was always perched on top of Carman Miranda’s dancing and singing head. When it comes to social media, there are so many elements from a range of platforms. For example, people can use instagram messenger to send direct messages to anyone on Instagram. On Twitter, tweets can be posted, so followers can see what people are thinking. Even on Snapchat, watching people’s stories is also an option. As each platform offers something different, it makes sense why social media is as big as it is. It’s a bowl of fruit that’s always moving, warbling, cha cha-ing, and tempting hungry monkeys with a cornucopia of random thoughts and endless questions. What piece of fruit looks tasty to you? I guess that depends on what you’re hungry for. Let’s look into the bowl and see what’s inside.

The Banana

Always the monkey’s favorite, the banana in our fruit bowl is LinkedIn. It may hail from a number of distant tropical lands, but it’s a common staple of many everyday Joe’s diets. Packed with potassium and other healthy essentials, the banana is indubitably good for you and will help you grow up big and strong. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what will a banana a day keep away? How about unemployment?

The Grape

A tweet is often sweet. It can also be quite sour. But it is always bite-sized. And every Halloween trick-or-treater knows that bite-sized means fun-sized! Twitter is the grape in our fruit bowl because it’s refreshing, it’s packaged in bunches, and it comes in a variety of colors and flavors. You can never eat just one!

The Watermelon

The Justin Bieberesque popularity of Facebook makes for a fruit of gigantically juicy proportions! Like a watermelon at a picnic, Facebook is a crowd-pleaser that simply cannot be overlooked. Just be careful that it doesn’t crush the whole entire bowl! And be sure to spit out those bitter seeds!

The Pear

A common addition to any classic still life painting, the pair has always had a certain artistic flair that Pinterest users can certainly get behind. In addition to its attractive (dare I say “sexy?”) shape, it comes in a wide range of flavors and textures from tart and firm to sweet and mushy. It is truly a fruit that allows you to express your own individual tastes! Big Bang Theory

The Peach

The photo messaging application Snapchat deletes all posts after a mere 10 seconds. The scrumptious and inviting peach doesn’t typically last long either. Vibrantly colorful, soft and ripe, it compels you to take a bite before it rots down to an inedible pit.

The Papaya

A bit exotic and extremely nutritious, the papaya is substantial and meaty…just like the blog content on Tumblr. Just make sure that the blog you choose to consume is ready for harvest. Otherwise, you might find it a bit difficult to stomach.

Make Your Fruit Bowl Into a Fruit Salad

What makes a boring old bowl of natural and wholesome fruit into a highly appetizing fruit salad? Why, an avalanche of whipped cream, of course! Like pieces of fruit, social media sites should never, NEVER, under any circumstances, be consumed on their own! Think of that sweet and frothy topping as the delicious spackling paste that holds all of your fruit together. Interfacing and collaboration between various social media sites is absolutely key. By slathering your bowl of fruit with a “healthy” dose of whipped cream, you not only make a much more edible snack but you also facilitate the flow of information and correspondence between your banana, your grape, your watermelon, your pear, your peach, and your papaya to make one big universal dessert of scrumptious interaction!

Habanero Chili

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For those who don’t eat meat, here is a great healthly recipe for vegan habanero chili.  

Vegan Habanero Chili

Ingredients

2 lbs . seitan

Nonstick cooking spray

1 medium onion , chopped

2 cloves garlic , finely chopped

1 habanero chile , seeded and deveined, chopped (use gloves to handle)

1 tsp . ground chili powder

½ tsp . ground paprika

½ tsp . sea salt (or Himalayan salt) (to taste; optional)

1 dash ground black pepper

1 (15-oz.) can black beans, do not drain

1 (15-oz.) can kidney beans, do not drain

2 medium tomatoes , chopped

Instructions

Place seitan in food processor; pulse until it has the consistency of ground beef. Set aside.
Heat large skillet, lightly coated with spray, over medium-high heat.
Add onion; cook, stirring frequently, for 5 to 7 minutes, or until transluscent.
Add garlic, habanero, and seitan; cook, stirring frequently, for 3 to 4 minutes, or until seitan is golden brown.
Add chili powder, paprika, salt (if desired), and pepper; cook, stirring frequently, for 2 additional minutes.
Add black beans, kidney beans, and tomatoes; cook, stirring frequently, for 5 to 7 minutes, or until mixture is heated through.

Nutritional Information (per serving): Calories: 171 Total Fat: 0 g Saturated Fat: 0 g Cholesterol: 0 mg Sodium: 696 mg Carbohydrates: 23 g Fiber: 2 g Sugars: 4 g Protein: 20 g

What Fictional Creature Would You Bring To Life?

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Sky bison? Dragons? Unicorns?

What Fictional Creature Would You Bring To Life?

What’s Something You Should Never Run Over With Your Car?

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There are some obvious things you should never run over with your car, like families of ducks crossing the road and traffic cops. But there are less obvious choices, like kangaroos and senior citizens.

What’s Something You Should Never Run Over With Your Car?