A Very Ordinary Man Walks Into A Rooftop Bar…

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A very ordinary man walks into a rooftop bar. He sits down and orders a double whiskey on the rocks, smashes his head three times on the bar and jumps off the edge of the roof.

A minute later, he walks back inside and orders another double whiskey on the rocks, bangs his head on the bar and proceeds to jump off the edge of the roof.

When he again walks in the door, one of the patrons walks up to him and asks, “Excuse me, but how are you able to survive that fall?”

The man replies: “If you can drink a double whiskey on the rocks and bang your head on the bar three times, you can do anything.”

The other patron says to the barkeep, “Give me one, I need to try this.”

He gulps down his drink, bashes his head on the bar three times and jumps off the ledge of the rooftop.

The barkeep says to the first man: “You’re cruel when you get drunk, Superman.”


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