A Jockey Is About To Enter A Race On A New Horse…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

A jockey is about to enter a race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘AAALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do that, you’ll be fine.”

The jockey thinks the trainer is just fooling around, but he promises to shout the command. The race begins, and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey decides to ignore the trainer’s ridiculous advice.

The horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers, “Aaallleeee ooop” in the horse’s ear. The same thing happens — the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, “It’s no good, I’ll have to do it,” and yells, “AAALLLEEE OOOP!” really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problem. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.

The trainer is steaming mad. He hollers at the jockey, “What’s wrong with you?! What the @#$! happened out there?!” The jockey replies, “Nothing is wrong with me! It’s this dang horse. Is he deaf or something?”

The trainer replies, “Deaf? Deaf?! He’s not deaf. He’s blind!”

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