A Dog Walks Into A Telegraph Office And Picks Up A Blank Form

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Funny Joke Of The Day

A dog walks into the telegraph office and picks up a blank form.

He then writes on it, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” He gives the form to the clerk.

The clerk takes it from him, looks it over and says, “You know, there are only nine words here. You could add another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

The dog shakes his head at the clerk in disbelief and says, “But that would make no sense at all.”


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