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A Little Guy Gets On A Plane And Sits By The Window…

Funny Joke Of The Day A little guy gets on a plane and sits by the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to...
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A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says…

A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it...
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Irish Jokes For St. Patrick’s Day

Irish Jokes In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day! May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint! We're bringing you the best Irish jokes...
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If You Put 5 Monkeys In A Cage And Hang A Banana On A...

Funny Joke Of The Day Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to...
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A Monkey Is Sitting In A Tree Smoking A Joint When…

Funny Joke Of The Day A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says,...
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A Man Was Sitting Alone In His Office When A Genie Appeared…

Funny Joke Of The Day A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, "And what will your third wish be?" The man just stared...
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A Lawyer And A Blonde Are Waiting At The Airport…

Funny Joke Of The Day A lawyer and a blonde are waiting at the airport next to each other. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game of Find the Answer....
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There Was A Man In Bulgaria Who Drove A Train For A Living…

Funny Joke Of The Day There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job; driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to...
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A Guy Walks Into A Bar With His Pet Monkey…

Funny Joke Of The Day A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey and orders a drink. While he's drinking it, the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives...
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A Man Who Just Died Is Delivered To A Local Mortuary…

Funny Joke Of The Day A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary, and he's wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body...

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