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A Little Guy Gets On A Plane And Sits By The Window…

Funny Joke Of The Day A little guy gets on a plane and sits by the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to...
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A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says…

A Blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it...
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Irish Jokes For St. Patrick’s Day

Irish Jokes In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day! May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint! We're bringing you the best Irish jokes...
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If You Put 5 Monkeys In A Cage And Hang A Banana On A...

Funny Joke Of The Day Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to...
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A Monkey Is Sitting In A Tree Smoking A Joint When…

Funny Joke Of The Day A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says,...
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A Man Was Sitting Alone In His Office When A Genie Appeared…

Funny Joke Of The Day A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, "And what will your third wish be?" The man just stared...
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A Frog Walks Into A Bank…

Funny Joke Of The Day A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan...
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There Was A Man In Bulgaria Who Drove A Train For A Living…

Funny Joke Of The Day There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job; driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to...
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A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down.

Funny Joke of the Day A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't...
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

Funny Joke of the Day A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting...

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