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4 Signs You’re Spending Too Much Money On Your Girlfriend

It’s a good feeling to treat your girlfriend to a new pair of designer shoes or to a getaway in an exotic locale, but this sort of pampering can easily become dangerous. Your wallet...
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What Are Some Stupid Things You Did As A Child?

While a select few children in the world are brilliant prodigies and start playing concert piano in diapers, most of us are not working with quite so many pistons firing in our mental engines....
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Fun Things To Do After Midnight

It's Tuesday. It's midnight. Infomercials abound, and the thought of twiddling one's thumbs seems so mundane. There are ridiculous things to get into after midnight. Even as others sleepily float into their dreamlands, there's...
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A husband calls the Sheriff’s office to report his wife missing.

Funny Joke of the Day! Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Sheriff: Height? Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sheriff: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really...
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A Frog Walks Into A Bank…

Funny Joke Of The Day A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan...
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5 Good Excuses For Calling In Sick To Work

Calling in sick is the best thing an employee can do. Bosses don’t like to admit it, but the truth is that they really expect employees to call in sick just about every day....
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Happy Birthday Bubble Wrap !

Celebrating 50 years of this wonderful stuff. Goofballs united around the world have been using this stuff for entertaining themselves or playing practical jokes for 50 years
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Mental Hospital

Funny Joke Of The Day! Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly veered sideways and jumped into the deep...

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Are you a Lexophile?

A Lexophile is someone who loves words. Not just, "Oh, I love the word hippopotamus!" A Lexophile uses words as effectively as possible, deriving pleasure from finessing a pun or creating a sentence that can...

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