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Come Forth And Thou Shalt Hath Eternal Tacos

Come Forth And Thou Shalt Hath Eternal Tacos

. . . Come fifth and you win a wiener.   
The Tonsillectomy, Part 1

The Tonsillectomy, Part 1

After they filled her IV with "sleepy drugs", and wheeled her away . . I paid a visit to the tiny little coffee shop, located in the lobby of the medical center. I ordered a nonfat latte...
Funny jokes, Howlers, Joke Of The Day, Monkey Pickles, blonde joke

A Blonde Was Desperate For Money…

Funny Joke Of The Day A blonde was desperate for money, so she decided to go to the richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs. At the first house, a man answered the door...
Funny Joke Of The Day, Monkey Pickles, Amish jokes, Christian jokes

A Young Amish Boy And His Father Were In A Mall…

Funny Joke Of The Day A young Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then...
monkyk pickles, humor, funny story

Prince William Swaps Task Force For Tusk Force

After more than 7 years serving the UK in its military, Prince William is leaving the armed forces to become President of the United For Wildlife group. Here at Monkey Pickles, we say " Hippo...
Do's and Don'ts of Sexting

Do’s and Don’ts of Sexting

Sexting is a great way to keep the target of your affections interested. Of course, if you’re going to sext, you need to know how to go about it. You don’t want to be...
Monkey Pickles, Daily Peel, bad habits, frustrating, annoying

What Annoying Behavior Makes You Want To Punch Someone?

Maybe you can't stand jazz hands. They drive you bonkers. Why do people voluntarily do that with their bodies? What Annoying Behavior Makes You Want To Punch Someone?
The Tonsillectomy, Part 1

Post-Tonsillectomy Party Update – BYOP

Due to the "winter vortex", I can now say WITH CONFIDENCE that the beers (in the cooler) are "ice-cold". In fact, the cooler, itself, is FROZEN SOLID. Please bring your own ice pick (BYOP). And, no worries. There are still plenty...
daily peel, monkey pickles

What Do Your Bumper Stickers Say About You?

Do your bumper stickers tell about the real you? Or were they just on the car when you bought it? What Do Your Bumper Stickers Say About You?
joke of the day, monkey pickles, funny jokes, cowboy jokes, blonde jokes

An Old Blind Cowboy Wanders Into An All-Girl Biker Bar By Mistake…

Funny Joke Of The Day An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a...

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