Two Men In A Pickup Truck Drove To A Lumber Yard…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

Two men in a Chevy Silverado pickup truck drove to a lumber yard. One of the men walked into the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”

The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”

The man said, “Uhhh … I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck.

He returned shortly and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”

“All right,” the clerk said. “How long do you need them?”

The customer paused for a moment and said, “Ahhh … I’d better go check.”

After a while, he returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house!”


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