The U.S. Government Had A Huge Scrap Yard In The Desert…

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Once upon a time, the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

Congress said, “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired someone for the job.

Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction or oversight?” So they created a planning department and hired two people: one person to write the instructions and one person to do time studies.

Then Congress said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing his tasks correctly?” So they created a quality control department and hired two people: one to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then Congress said, “How are these people going to get paid?” So they created a timekeeper and a payroll officer position and hired someone for each spot.

Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?” So they created an administrative section and hired three people: an administrative officer, an assistant administrative officer, and a legal secretary.

Then Congress said, “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget. We must cut back on the overall cost.” So they laid off the night watchman.

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