My Wife And I Were Having Great Difficulty Conceiving…

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We tried everything, got tested, tried in vitro, etc. Nothing worked.

Finally, the doctor said we were putting too much pressure on ourselves. He said to throw away the charts and the thermometer and just enjoy sex again, doing it whenever the mood struck.

One morning at breakfast, I was reading the paper and reached for the salt. My wife reached for it at the same time. Our fingers touched, our eyes met, and I swept everything off the table, picked up my wife and made love to her right there. Nine months later we had a baby.

Of course, we still aren’t allowed in our local Burger King, but I think it was worth it.

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