Funny Joke Of The Day
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into heaven.
While waiting, they begin to wonder if they might be able to get married in heaven. When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,” and he leaves.
The young lovers sat and waited … and waited. Two months passed, and they were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn’t work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat tired and bedraggled. “Yes,” he informs them, “you can get married in heaven.”
“Great!” they said. “But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in heaven?” St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard and looked like he was going to curse. “What’s wrong?” they asked nervously.
“Oh, come on!” St. Peter shouted. “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?”
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