Thursday, November 7, 2024
Google search engine
HomeNonsenseFunny JokesA Texas Rancher Was Visiting A Farmer In Israel...

A Texas Rancher Was Visiting A Farmer In Israel…

Funny Joke Of The Day

A Texas rancher was visiting a farmer in Israel. The proud Israeli showed him around. “Here is where I grow tomatoes, cucumbers and squash. Over there, I built a play set for my kids, next to the doghouse,” the farmer said.

The land was tiny, and the Texas rancher was surprised by how small it was. “Is this all your land?” he asked.

“Yes,” the Israeli said proudly. “This is all mine!”

“You mean this is it? This is all of it?” the Texas rancher said incredulously.

“Yes, yes, this is really all mine!”

“Well, son,” said the Texas rancher, “back home, I’d get in my car before the sun’d come up and I’d drive and drive and drive, and when the sun set, why, I’d only be halfway across my land!”

“Oh, yes,” replied the Israeli farmer wistfully, “I used to have a car like that.”

Tell us what you thought of this funny joke in the comments below, and come back every day for the Funny Joke Of The Day!

(Here’s where we found this funny joke.)

Monkey Pickles
Monkey Pickleshttps://monkeypickles.com
Monkey Pickles is a fun social media humor community centered on everyday nonsense. We base our humor in our community, reactions and comments. We enjoy building a community of friends not just followers. If you haven't laughed yet today, something is wrong!
RELATED ARTICLES
- Advertisment -
Google search engine

Most Popular

Recent Comments