A Monkey Is Sitting In A Tree Smoking A Joint When…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says, “Smoking a joint; come up and have some if you like.”

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke a few doobies. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is dry and that he’s going to get a drink from the river. When he gets to the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the water.

A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?”

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was smoking a joint in the tree with the monkey, but that he got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, “Hey, you!”

The monkey looks down and says “Duuuuude … how much water did you drink?!”

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