Funny Joke Of The Day
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.”
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head, and the Lord said in a booming voice, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to.”
The Lord boomed back, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific Ocean … the concrete and steel it would take!
“I can easily do it, of course, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor me.”
The man thought about it for a long time.
Finally he said, “Lord, I am married. My wife says that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say ‘nothing is wrong,’ and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
After a few minutes God said, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”
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