A Burglar Broke Into A House Late One Night…

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus knows you’re here.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

He waited a minute but didn’t hear anything else. He figured he must have imagined it, so he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out to disconnect the wires, he heard it again, clear as a bell: “Jesus is watching you.”

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

“Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.

“Yep,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.”

The burglar relaxed a little. “Warn me, huh? What’s your name, little guy?”

“Moses,” replied the bird.

“Moses?” the burglar laughed. “What kind of people would name a bird after Moses?”

“The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler after Jesus.”

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