A 5-Year-Old And A 3-Year-Old Are Upstairs In Their Bedroom

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A 5-year-old and a 3-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

“You know what?” says the 5-year-old, “I think it’s about time we started swearing.”

The 3-year-old nods his head in approval, so the 5-year-old says, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna swear first, then you swear after me, okay?”

“Okay,” the 3-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5-year-old what he wants for breakfast.

“Shit, Mom, I don’t know, I suppose I’ll have some Fruit Loops.”

The mom is shocked, she grabs her son and spanks him hard.

He runs upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 3-year-old and asked with a stern voice, “And what do you want for breakfast, young man?”

“I don’t know, Mom, but it won’t be fucking Fruit Loops.”


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