It’s squishy and squashy, mushy and sloppy. What could it possibly be? It’s kinetic sand! From Asia to America, there isn’t a kid in the world who doesn’t love this stuff. You can sculpture a bust of a giant nose, modeled after your own, of course. Or you can recreate your own version of Mount Rushmore in minute detail to cherish and love forever and ever and ever. The possibilities are endless, but the enjoyment will fill your life with soft, squishy fun until the day you die.
But why pay millions of dollars for this amazing opportunity? We’re here to tell you how you can have this wonderful experience right at the comfort of your own home and for pennies on the dollar. Sound to good to be true? It’s not, and we’re about to show you how!
How to Make Kinetic Sand – Don your best hunting gear to hunt for the best sand
When you’re making awesome kinetic sand, you can’t have just any sand. You need the best sand that money can buy, which means that you’re going to have to go on safari for the most outstanding sand in the world. First, you’ll need some serious hunting gear. Head over to your local hunting store and get some camo. Don’t forget that you’ll also need a heavy duty shovel that’s made just for sand hunting. Then go out and bag yourself… a bag of sand!
How to Make Kinetic Sand – Head on down to the local bakery
Next, when making kinetic sand, you need an oven. That’s right! We’re going to be baking that sweet, sweet sand for all it’s worth. Forget that ratty oven in your kitchen though, because we want to go with something a little more heavy duty. After all, we’re on a fulfilling journey to become professional kinetic sand makers. So we’ll be borrowing from our local, pro bakers to get the job done right. This means that we’ll be making kinetic sand that rises to the level of commercial grade. Plus, they bakers will love your hunting gear!
How to Make Kinetic Sand – Taste test the glue and mix it with some starch
Your next ingredients that you’ll need are some glue and some starch. And remember all those times when you were in elementary school and you ate a little bit of glue? Just like we can’t have any sand, we can’t have just any glue when we make our kinetic sand. What this means is that you’re going to have to taste test the glue, just like you did when you were a kid. You’ll want to taste test several different glues, before you also pick up some decent starch too.
How to Make Kinetic Sand – Mix it, stick it, & lick it!
Once you’ve done some heavy-duty baking of that premium sand, mix all your ingredients into the biggest bowl you can find. Then stick a spoon right in and lick it! You’ve made this masterpiece and now it’s time to reap the rewards. Sure, you’re going to be playing with this stuff, but you need to sure that it’s also extra good. So super incredibly delicious! Now you’re ready for our last and final step that’s sure to bring a smile to your face, if the taste didn’t already.
How to Make Kinetic Sand – Squish it very slowly between your toes
Once we’ve created our kinetic sand, there’s one more test to put it through to make sure that it meets our rigorous testing. Take a big handful or a giant spoonful of that beautiful kinetic sand and plop it right down on the floor. Then, take off your shoes and prepare for a world beyond your wildest dreams. Very slowly and with great care, squish that special sand right between every single toe on your feet. In fact, now that you’ve squished it between your toes, it’s perfectly ready to enjoy every day forever!