Funny Joke Of The Day
One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay? What’s your name?”
“Its Jack, and I’m okay, thanks,” I replied.
“Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive … I was weak.
“Well, okay,” I finally agreed, and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”
After a restorative brandy and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset.”
“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile. “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
“Under the cart!”
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