One Day, A Man’s Wife Disappeared In A Boating Accident…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

One day, a man’s wife disappeared in a boating accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia. The day after his wife disappeared in the bay, the man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.

“We know it’s late, sir, but we have some information about your wife,” said one of the Mounties.

“Tell me! Did you find her!?” the husband shouted.

The Mounties looked at each other. One said, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?”

Fearing the worst, the ashen-faced husband said, “Give me the bad news first.”

The second Mountie said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the bay.”

“Oh my god!” exclaimed the husband.

Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good news?”

The Mountie continued, “When we pulled her up, she had six 25 lb snow crabs and 12 big lobsters clinging to her.”

Stunned, the husband demanded, “If that’s the good news, what’s the great news?!”

The Mountie answered, “We’re gonna pull her up again tomorrow.”


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