Funny Joke Of The Day
Anthony had just finished reading a new book entitled “How To Be The Man of Your House.”
Inspired, he stormed into the kitchen where his wife was and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You’ll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you’ll serve me a sumptuous dessert.”
“After dinner, we’re going upstairs and we’ll have the kind of sex that I want. Afterward, you’re going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You’ll wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you’ll massage my feet and hands as I drift off to sleep.”
He paused for a minute, then continued. “And tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”
His wife didn’t even look up from what she was working on and replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess.”
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