A Housewife Takes A Lover During The Day While Her Husband Is At Work…

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A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. But she doesn’t know that her 9-year-old son is hiding in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: “Dark in here.”

Man: “Yes, it is.”

Boy: “I have a baseball.”

Man: “That’s nice.”

Boy: “Want to buy it?”

Man: “No, thanks.”

Boy: “That’s my dad outside.”

Man: “How much did you say the baseball was again?”

Boy: “$25.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: “Dark in here.”

Man: “Yes, it is.”

Boy: “I have a baseball glove.”

Man: “That’s nice.”

Boy: “Want to buy it?”

Man: “No, thanks.”

Boy: “I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.”

Man: “How much did you say the glove was again?”

Boy: “$75.”

Man: “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”

The boy says, “I can’t. I sold them.”

The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

The son says, “$100.”

The father says, “It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again.”


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