Weekly Recap: The Best Shower Thoughts on Reddit 5/12/17

If you’ve lived under a rock for the last 10 years, you may not be familiar with Reddit. Literally their motto is “The front page of the internet;” they’ve been a primary source for news, entertainment, and subculture for millions of daily users. There are lots of subreddits that can cater to anyone’s interests and there are plenty of ways to boost your posts to get them more popular, some people even buy reddit upvotes.

One of our favorite parts of Reddit is a Subreddit called Shower Thoughts.

Shower Thoughts are those sometimes bizarre thoughts you have while showering, daydreaming, driving, or spacing out. It’s a mixture of being “stuck” doing something mundane and letting your thoughts wander to some life-altering realizations or questions about the world.

We’re going to share our favorite Shower Thoughts for the week: 5/6/17 – 5/12/17

As an introvert, house arrest sounds more like a privilege than a punishment.

user/Azrane

Cleaning up while your kids are awake is like wiping your a$$ while there’s still sh&t coming out.

user/manymensky

I wish I were as fat as the first time I thought I was fat.

user/auroralovegood

If I had the power to rewind time, I would probably use it 95% of the time to just get more sleep in the morning.

user/Necroblight

The most humble person in the world can never acknowledge how humble they are.

user/IM_Tiller

It really pulls me out of the movie when 11th century warriors have perfectly straight white teeth.

user/groorgwrx

Chuck-E-Cheese is just a Casino with training wheels.

user/boozy_mcweed

One of the best parts about coming home after a long trip is finding out what my home really smells like.

user/shakespeares_peer

Being born into a rich family like downloading a 100% save file for a game.

user/SwappedArchive

Moss on a rock is just a mini forest on a mini mountain.

user/AtLASsO-_-