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Shower Thoughts For Daydreaming

Shower Thoughts are those sometimes bizarre thoughts you have while showering, daydreaming, driving, or spacing out. It’s a mixture of being “stuck” doing something mundane and letting your thoughts wander to some life-altering realizations or questions about the world.

When you think about it, all mirrors are rear view mirrors from Showerthoughts

If you wished someone had never existed and it happened, nobody would ever know, not even you. from Showerthoughts

A single cricket chirping? Most annoying thing ever. A bunch of crickets chirping, relaxing background noise. from Showerthoughts

If the sun could see it wouldn’t see any shadows. from Showerthoughts

Pringles containers should be like deodorant containers. There should be a device that allow you to scroll the chips up instead of having you dig your hands in the container. from Showerthoughts

At some point I worry that self driving cars will go a route just to ensure you see certain stores or billboards, the real world equivalent of a pop up ad from Showerthoughts

If Apple manufactured clothing they’d probably have all the belt loops on their jeans a different size than normal, so you’d also have to buy an Apple Belt. from Showerthoughts

When I have kids I’ll understand that they can’t pause an online game. from Showerthoughts

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself. from Showerthoughts

Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don’t need sleep for the next three days." from Showerthoughts

Source: Shower Thoughts on Reddit

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