Kylie Jenner’s Big Lip O’ Suction Challenge

Everyone Is Looking For The Next Big Thing

And that next big thing is LIPS.

Kylie Jenner’s lips.
They are the best lips in the world. Unfortunately, the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star is not selling them. So the best the rest of we mere mortals can hope for is to emulate this pinnacle of beauty. Only then will all the problems we face in our lives magically solve themselves. What else can we do? We are trapped between plump lips and a hard face.

These are the lips that launched a thousand clips … and we must have them … Right kids?
But how can we afford a cosmetic procedure like this?
Once upon a time threatening to give someone a fat lip was viewed as a negative rather than a cosmetic boon inspiring the response, ” How much do I owe you? ”

Fortunately ( …er … I think. ) the answer is nothing.

And the low cost is the real beauty of this lip plumping technique … because the result sure isn’t.

However, if you are still undaunted, here is what you need to participate in …
The Kylie Jenner Challenge ….

1. Too much time on your hands.
2. Peer Pressure.
3. Some unwanted dignity.
4. A small cup or glass.
5. Suction.
6. Some ice ( probably ) and your doctor on speed dial.

With this kit teens across the world have been positioning a small cup or glass over their drab life hampering normal lips and sucking.
The resulting partial vacuum inside the cup ( or glass ) forcibly draws the lips into the cup ( or glass ) causing them to swell due to bruising and small tears in the tissue resulting ( ideally ) in plump celebrity life changing lips usually only possible through cosmetic injection.
But what actually happens is the following as explained by UhOhBro ….

If you must do this ( and we  can’t recommend that you do ) perhaps you should follow this young lady’s technique …

Police are warning the public that the small cup or glass remains at large and, if seen, should not be approached with your lips.

Previous articleYour Guide To Using Tumblr By JelloApocalypse
Next articleBad Hobbits And Elfishness
Nick Jackson was born in the UK, the land of gunpowder tea, but moved to America to escape exploding cups of tea. He now lives in Florida where he attempts come to terms with concepts such as how flat everything is and whether the alligator is a golfer's natural predator. Nick has written for Monkey Pickles from the beginning, as established in Cern, Switzerland, with the discovery of the long-sought Monkey Pickle Particle. He is somewhat "freaked out" by writing in the third person. Nick is motivated to write for the pleasure of the experience rather than to pay the bills, but he does recognize that pleasure is still not an acceptable method of payment in most respectable retail outlets. He hopes to raise a smile or two before being ejected from the store.