3 Bananas

Why Bananas Hold Value

Banana. It’s a funny word. Ba-na-na. Maybe it’s all those soft “A” sounds, kind of babyish. In fact, babies love bananas because "banana" is...
Bacon Lettuce and .....

BLT Sandwiches Yummy

Sandwich of the Month: BLT BLTs are a seasonal treat that tend to be eaten in the summer when tomatoes are ripening on the vine...
Top 10 Excuses For Not Having Your Homework Done

Top 10 Excuses For Not Having Your Homework Done

Top 10 Excuses for Not Having Your Homework (Work-Work) Done   Whether we’re school-aged, middle-aged or just aged, we all have responsibilities. Unfortunately, we don’t always...
Monkey Memes

Monkey Memes

Monkey Pickles Makes the Case for Primate Memes Everything is better when monkeys and bananas are involved. That extends to things like internet memes. Forget...
Monkey Pickles Announcement

Monkey Pickles Announcement

We have been through alot of hurdles 2010 and have grown alot.  We are excited to make another huge leap forward with the starting development of a...

Most Annoying Kid In The World

Joe Cartoon is a classic and should most be read when drunk. It was the first on the scene that caused viral madness with funny cartoons and flash based interaction
A Day In A Human Hamster Ball

A Day In A Human Hamster Ball

The Count Froo-Froo Du Faa Flaa told himself he should have known better. Since he became principal at Low-down High Middle School he had strived to bring culture to Parirsish, Monkisota. The final year students were behind in the sciences & if this did not come off they would fail the subject but his faith in combining the outstanding practical coursework with homecoming was shaken.
Merry Chimp M’Ass

Merry Chimp M’Ass

Learn from my tale Don't court the fail You're going to lose If you give monkeys booze.
Monkey Pickles – A Living History from Irrational Geographic

Monkey Pickles – A Living History from Irrational Geographic

My first contribution to The Monkey Pickles Universe was a piece suggesting that its creator would merrily bounding around happily licking faces in innocent greeting & offer the quirky promise of a refuge from reality.
Monkey Mascot & The Spiders From Bars

Monkey Mascot & The Spiders From Bars

Wooed orangutans, Lubed up thighs & spoke in Urdu From a flat in Japan They could pick up his ironing
circus peanut, good or bad, peanuts, peanut candy

Behold! I Give You: The Circus Peanut Post!

Circus Peanuts make a lovely bedding alternative They're the same consistency as memory foam and release a bonus whiff of sweet sweet air with every usage
Sometimes, It’s Just Ho Ho Mint

Sometimes, It’s Just Ho Ho Mint

Why is there some many of these strange coffees and lattes? Caramel Coolers, Nothern Lite Lattes, Turtle Mocha, and Banana Pie Cream Monkey Spice...

The Daily Post

Dont eat your keyboard, Mice dont belong in a trap, make your own ham sandwich, stay armed with a big red wiffle ball bat to smack someone, and most important feel FrEe tO tYPE likE THis, or hugz tyme Nao.

Monkey Pickler Of The Month December ’10

Now I am not just a weirdo/goofball wannabe. I am officially a certified,bonafide goofball!! I can say " I am monkey Pickler of the month" out loud anywhere I want and at any random time!
Giraffe, random

The All New Adventures Of George The Hastily Contrived Giraffe

This was largely because it was a dream & he had never been a 12 year old pizza delivery boy named Janet, dammit. ... Or had he ???? ... Maybe he was like Wolferine. Wolferine couldn't remember stuff either.