A Man Was Going On Vacation For A Week, So He Asked His Friend…

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A man was going on vacation for a week and asked his friend to take care of his place for him. Everything went fine, for the most part.

On the third morning of his vacation, the homeowner called his house and asked his friend, “So, how is everything going?”

“The house is fine,” his friend told him, “but your cat died.”

“What?!” the man asked, outraged. Click. He hung up the phone, too mad to listen to anything more.

Later that day, the homeowner called back and said, “Sorry I hung up on you. I was just so distraught. It really ruined my day. I wish you had given me the news a little more slowly.”

“How’s that?” his friend asked.

“I don’t know, maybe you could have told me that my cat had climbed on the roof and wouldn’t come down. Then tomorrow you could have told me you were trying to get him down, but he wouldn’t budge. The next day you could have said he wasn’t eating, then the following day you could tell me he had died. At least it wouldn’t be so shocking.”

“Ok, sorry. Next time I’ll know better.”

He said, “It’s okay, I know you weren’t trying to make it worse. So, how’s my mom?”

“She’s climbed on the roof and I can’t get her down.”

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