A Lawyer Had Just Bought A Fancy New Car…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

A lawyer had just bought a fancy new car and was eager to show it off to his colleagues. All of a sudden, an 18-wheeler came out of nowhere and took off the driver’s side door just as he was getting out. “Nooooooo!” he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it would never be the same.

Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling, “My door was just ruined by some foolish driver!”

“You’re a lawyer aren’t you?” asked the policeman.

“Yes, I am, but what does that have to do with my car?!” the lawyer asked.

“Ha! You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing did you?” the cop asked.

The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed, “My Rolex!”


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