Sometimes you just have to relish in the fact that people will try things and fail, like roller skating.
How is a person supposed to stay upright on 8 tiny wheels?
Roller skating is a really fun pastime, but it takes skill and courage to stay on your feet.
It’s hard enough WALKING much less trying to GLIDE!

Here’s to all the people who tried and failed to roller skate. May your bruises be small and your brain not damaged.