If you’ve lived under a rock for the last 10 years, you may not be familiar with Reddit. Literally their motto is “The front page of the internet;” they’ve been a primary source for news, entertainment, and subculture for millions of daily users.
One of our favorite parts of Reddit is a Subreddit called Shower Thoughts.
Shower Thoughts are those sometimes bizarre thoughts you have while showering, daydreaming, driving, or spacing out. It’s a mixture of being “stuck” doing something mundane and letting your thoughts wander to some life-altering realizations or questions about the world.
We’re going to share our favorite Shower Thoughts for the week: 7/7/17 – 7/14/17
Since I got a cell phone, my knowledge of cereal ingredients has decreased dramatically.
user/wis_corp
If we colonize other planets, synchronizing our calendars will be a nightmare..
user/c_a_s_i_o
I have no problem blowing $60 in one night at a bar, but I never buy video games for $60 because they’re too expensive.
user/jidery
Whenever my laptop freezes and I have to hold the power button to turn it off, it feels like I’m choking it to death
user/jdeeyu
I’m going to wait until the year 2020 to get a lasik procedure in the hopes of huge promotional discounts.
user/commasdivide
If I write “etc.”, I’m usually just out of examples of whatever I was listing.
user/therapist87
A poodle is literally a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
user/imjustdifferent
When someone says “so tell me a little bit about yourself”. I suddenly forget who tf I am
user/Skyranitar
If sloths were fast they’d be horrifying.
user/stz1
Imagine explaining cheese on a burger to a cow
user/DJTall
Source: Shower Thoughts on Reddit
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