More Amazingly Accurate Banana Reviews

We just can’t get enough banana reviews; yes, that’s a thing. Instagram account bananareview reviews… can you guess?… BANANAS! Great job. #realbananaguy is the Instagrammer behind bananareview, and we love his dedication to the craft of reviewing the best fruit out there. (We’re still talking about bananas, btw).

“Or am I just hiding behind #grandmas wicker chair because she chews too #loud.”

Whoa… The holy #banana doth grace the lowly finger? Is the #fruit of #heaven come for nourish the mortals? Or am I just hiding behind #grandmas wicker chair because she chews too #loud. Who eats #almonds with an oxygen tank on? Oh precious fruit, your peel so smooth like #VinDiesel. Glowy, creamy #fruit flesh. Make me forget about the crinkly #grandma skin. Sweep me away with your 4/5 #bananascore. I think I can sleep behind this chair. #karate #nograndma #fit #vegan #bananaeveryday #diet #medication #beyonce

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“Spring forth the #buddy warriors! See how they defend the honor of the vulnerable #munch?”

#SQUAD! Oh yes, do you sometimes/always feel #lonesome in your #bananalife? Do you wish for friend to help #peel the big problem? Maybe you just need someone to #guard your #banana while you sleep/eat another #banana. Well ya, we all feel these #feelings. A #realbananaguy knows that the #fruitquest is a lonely road. So when times get rough and his #contact list is just his Uncle Neil and his math tutor, he call forth his #bananamagination. Spring forth the #buddy warriors! See how they defend the honor of the vulnerable #munch? Yes, they are true to my cause and also never make fun of my jean shorts. Plus, they're like 50 cents. Also a penguin. #Loneliness may be the bruise of life, but it can breed creativity. Thank you silent/plastic buddies for protecting my 3/5 #bananascore. #gettingweird #zen #bananaeveryday #5sos #fit #fruitninja #diet #meek

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“Ah what a glorious #future we live in, where the parking ticket is also a #taste warning!”

What that #officer? I can't park here…? Oh well then I accept my #fate. I suppose #that I'll just take my tickets. I MEAN #BANANA! Finally, a public policy that meet the need of the #realbananacitizen! Ah what a glorious #future we live in, where the parking ticket is also a #taste warning! Maybe this #bananalife isn't so bad. Maybe it's ok that my wiper blades are coated in the delicious #fruit goo of the law! Thank you for reminding me to #obey the #bananamandate with these 2/5 #bananforcements. Also thanks to my coworkers who are like, SOOOO FUNNY for wasting two perfectly eatable #bananas on my #car. Also I did eat so ok. #bananalaw #beepbeep #joke #idiots #vegan #weekend #diet #fit #1D #ihateyou #taylorswift

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“This 3/5 #emergencybanana keeps me #danger free”

You know what #they say, "Better safe than hungry." I pretty much live by that #classic saying. Ya, if I am #hungry, no one is safe. Since the prepared tummy is the hungry tummy, a #prudentbananaguy keeps #banana handy. Some guy might think everything has its place, but there's always room for #fruit. Look how the #snug #snack is right at home in the hidden #spoonhouse! Now when I get ready for the food, I find the #food! Ah yes, safety first! This 3/5 #emergencybanana keeps me #danger free, just like the #banana under my pillow is pretty much covered in my tears. #bananazen #fitness #summer #hideyourfruit #hideyourfeelings #fun #diet #harrystyles

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“Ready!? Which one is… #banana!?! Whoa be careful, only #one #bananaswer.”

Fun's over! Want stay my #buddy? Then you better pass this elaborate #BANANATEST! It's time to separate the #realbananaguys from the #ok guys. Who's #ripe and who's #squish? Have you earned your place in the #HouseOfBanana!? Good luck, because if you wanna stay in #bananafam, your skills about to be put to #test! Ready!? Which one is… #banana!?! Whoa be careful, only #one #bananaswer. Dig deep, hear the whisper say, "Ok ya." Don't let the #fear get you! Is the #banana yellow and tasty? Slender and #yum? Or is it #portly and green and also pretty tasty. Oh I know the stakes are high. I await your response with grim resolve. What that? Well, if you chose the #banana, HAPPY CONGRATULATIONS! It is the #banana! Oh I had faith in your prowess! That's right, the 4/5 #bananascore seen here is a #banana. I'm sorry I had to test you, and I'm sorry you read this whole thing. #highstakes #challange #trust #lol #sleepy #diet #foodporn #1D #lonely

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“A hobby can be maybe anything. If you’re like #me, your hobby is talking about #bananas on the internet for strangers.”

You have #hobby? I do. A #hobby is a great way to spend the #energy or just spend time in a closed room. A hobby can be maybe anything. If you’re like #me, your hobby is talking about #bananas on the internet for strangers. If you’re like my father, your hobby #is telling me that my hobby is not a hobby and to get out of the #tub. Or, if you are crafty, maybe your hobby is the #craft! Look at this quaint #banana! Oh yes, see how the plush peel is #cozy in the plushy plush yarn? Ah, how domestic! I only poke my hand twice on the #yarnspears even!!! 5/5 #bananas and 5/5 steal someone’s yarn for a few minutes to promote my instagram!!! Oh boy, I feel like skilled #fruitcraftsman! #bananathrift #chic #cute #love #lol #allergictoyarn #swelling #itch #kisses #vegan #perfect #fit #knit #drake

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