Lindsay Mule-tilates Translation

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Okay! Lindsay didn’t get a tattoo but wouldn’t that have been hilarious if she had?

The problem was the tweeting of the Arabic word habibi ( love,  darling, beloved etc. ) containing a link to an image on Lindsay’s Instagram feed ( an image that was swiftly removed ). That image did indeed display the phrase, ” you’re beautiful ” in English … Unfortunately, it was printed below the Arabic for, ” you’re a donkey “.


Now, I would have made the same mistake. If I had been in Lindsay’s position, I would probably have a donkey tattoo on my face by this point.

The celebrity life can be a beast of a burden sometimes. So I hope that Lindsay isn’t stubbornly refusing to see the funny side of making an ass of herself.

It’s a kick in the teeth but if you mule it over and burro a little strength, you can survive the asinine comments.

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Nick Jackson was born in the UK, the land of gunpowder tea, but moved to America to escape exploding cups of tea. He now lives in Florida where he attempts come to terms with concepts such as how flat everything is and whether the alligator is a golfer's natural predator. Nick has written for Monkey Pickles from the beginning, as established in Cern, Switzerland, with the discovery of the long-sought Monkey Pickle Particle. He is somewhat "freaked out" by writing in the third person. Nick is motivated to write for the pleasure of the experience rather than to pay the bills, but he does recognize that pleasure is still not an acceptable method of payment in most respectable retail outlets. He hopes to raise a smile or two before being ejected from the store.