Harry Potter had an Invisibility Cloak. Bilbo Baggins had The One Ring. I have a pair of glasses that I can’t find … but what would you do with the power of Invisibility?
Would you save the world or tear it down?
Would you be upset that the press never print a good picture of you ?
Would you be upset that the press never print a good picture of you ?
Here are ten suggestions from our Invisible Bucket List while you are pondering …
1. Run for election on the grounds that you will govern with transparency.
2. Sneak into bedrooms just before dawn and carefully lie down on top of the covers, so that when the sleeper wakes, they think that they are too weak to lift the comforter.
Then when they tense for that last really big try, roll to the side so their momentum causes them to fall out of bed.
3. Use ordinary jewelery to trick dwarfs into going on fake quests.
4. Bellow instructions while at church.
5. Pointlessly photo-bomb people.
6. Charlie Brown the football at a Super Bowl.
7. Follow politicians around so I could whisper in their ears and pretend to be their consciences.
8. Use an invisible touch to annoy Phil Collins.
9. Make cookery shows impossible by hanging around the sets and adding extra ingredients to recipes.
10. Be naked in all the above situations.
