In most households, once all the pickles have been eaten out of a jar, the pickle juice is either poured down the drain or dropped with the jar into the trash can. This is an absolutely horrendous waste when you consider all of the things that you could do with that pickle juice. There are probably some household uses for pickle juice that you can think of off the top of your head, but why not go completely off the wall with it and do a few really spectacularly cool things with it that you know no one else will even try?
Make Pickle Flavored Popsicles!
Nothing is better than a popsicle in the summertime. There are so many delicious flavors that are sweet and refreshing, such as cherry, grape, orange, and more. You don’t like thinking about the banana popsicles because of your experience with a rabid monkey tackling you when you had one that one time, but that’s neither here nor there right now. Did you ever consider that popsicles don’t necessarily have to be sweet? Instead of getting rid of your pickle juice, why not put it into ice trays and make popsicles out of it? If you like pickles on your hamburgers in the summertime, why wouldn’t you like frozen pickle juice on a stick after eating those hamburgers? And the best part is that no one will steal them from you, because no one is going to be interested in your pickle flavored popsicles. In fact, they’ll think that you’re weird for eating them yourself. But remember, weird is good.
Pickle Your Entire Garden!
You know that it’s not only cucumbers that can be pickled, right? Carrots, onions, anything you like can be soaked in pickle juice and enjoyed as a pickled delicacy. This can extend to just about anything, including an old pair of shoes, but for now we’re just going to focus on the veggies. You can just soak them in the pickle juice, and then enjoy! So why not make it easier on yourself and just pickle your vegetables while they are still in the garden? That way, they will be pickled and ready as soon as you pick them rather than you having to pick them and then pickle them. There is a slight chance that the pickle juice will just mess with the chemistry of the soil and end up completely destroying all of your vegetables, but isn’t that a risk you’re willing to take for the possibility of instantly pickled vegetables?
Put It On Your Cereal!
You love sugary cereal in the morning. There’s absolutely nothing like it. Of course, it really doesn’t make sense to have something that’s basically like a bunch of tiny little cookies in a bowl for what is supposed to be the most important meal of the day, but you enjoy it, so you don’t question it. One of the most frustrating things, however, is when you have the cereal, but you don’t have the milk. This is a real crisis situation, because you just don’t know what to do. You need that breakfast sugar fix, but you know it’s just not going to be the same without milk. Guess what? It’s pickle juice to the rescue! Just use pickle juice instead of milk, and enjoy your sugary cereal with a little bit of a sour kick! You might actually be surprised just how much you enjoy your cereal with something new and different. And hey, you are introducing something that’s pretty close to a vegetable with your breakfast, which is progress health-wise!
Make Counterfeit Money!
It’s no secret that people love money. And it’s a common problem for people to run out of money. You’ve run out of money several times in your life, so you’re no stranger to that predicament. In fact, you could use some money right now, considering that you just spent all of your money on a bunch of cow bobblehead dolls.
Did you ever notice that pickle juice is green? You have amazing artistic abilities, so you can actually draw up some new money using some paper and pickle juice! It’s true that pickle juice is not the exact same shade of green that most currency is, but you can explain that away by saying that you left the cash in the sun for too long or something. The bottom line is that you can actually make as much money as you want using that pickle juice and your stellar drawing skills. You’ll never want for anything ever again!
