Two Guys Are Walking Through A Wild Animal Park…

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Funny Joke Of The Day

Two guys are walking through a wild animalĀ park when they come across a lion that looks like it hasn’t eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men through the wild animal park.

They run as fast as they can but they’ve already been walking for a long time today. One guy starts getting tired right away and decides to say a prayer: “Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.”

He looks back to see if the lion is still chasing. The lion has stopped and is sort of stooped over, crouching on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads toward the lion.

As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the lion saying a prayer: “Thank you, Lord, for the food I am about to receive.”

 

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