Weekly Recap: The Best Shower Thoughts on Reddit 7/14/17

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If you’ve lived under a rock for the last 10 years, you may not be familiar with Reddit. Literally their motto is “The front page of the internet;” they’ve been a primary source for news, entertainment, and subculture for millions of daily users.

One of our favorite parts of Reddit is a Subreddit called Shower Thoughts.

Shower Thoughts are those sometimes bizarre thoughts you have while showering, daydreaming, driving, or spacing out. It’s a mixture of being “stuck” doing something mundane and letting your thoughts wander to some life-altering realizations or questions about the world.

We’re going to share our favorite Shower Thoughts for the week: 7/7/17 – 7/14/17

Since I got a cell phone, my knowledge of cereal ingredients has decreased dramatically.

user/wis_corp

If we colonize other planets, synchronizing our calendars will be a nightmare..

user/c_a_s_i_o

I have no problem blowing $60 in one night at a bar, but I never buy video games for $60 because they’re too expensive.

user/jidery

Whenever my laptop freezes and I have to hold the power button to turn it off, it feels like I’m choking it to death

user/jdeeyu

I’m going to wait until the year 2020 to get a lasik procedure in the hopes of huge promotional discounts.

user/commasdivide

If I write “etc.”, I’m usually just out of examples of whatever I was listing.

user/therapist87

A poodle is literally a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

user/imjustdifferent

When someone says “so tell me a little bit about yourself”. I suddenly forget who tf I am

user/Skyranitar

If sloths were fast they’d be horrifying.

user/stz1

Imagine explaining cheese on a burger to a cow

user/DJTall

Source: Shower Thoughts on Reddit

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