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You Can Pick A Turkey (But You Can’t Pick Your Relatives)

It was late afternoon . . .

The sun ā€“ just barely peeking through,
casting a warm glow across the linen dressed table.
Perfectly choreographed fine china.
Candlelight – flickering, flirting;
dancing alongside the portly glasses, adorned in red.
Turkey – carved, and presented, beautifully, on a platter.
Anticipation of a tasty, mouthwatering meal.

And, as they all gathered ā€˜round, cousin Bob spoke
(a question, in the form of a statement, and very profound):

ā€œDO I HAVE A BUTT CHIN.ā€

And, so began the dinner table conversation . . .

ā€œHE has a butt chin.ā€

ā€œSHE has a butt chin.ā€

ā€œYOU have a butt chin.ā€

ā€œI DO???ā€

ā€œWhat IS a BUTT chin?ā€

ā€œI DO NOT HAVE A BUTT CHIN!!!ā€

Suddenly, Grandma Rose,

who is sometimes there (sometimes, not), chimed in:

ā€œWith a chin like that, Iā€™ll bet your mom had a hard time
figuring out which end to diaper.ā€

STUNNED SILENCE.

LAUGHTER.

Then, cousin Bob spoke up, again.

ā€œWho can touch their tongue to the tip of their nose?ā€

And, the dinner conversation continued . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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