Previously on Tartan The Ape-Man
Rat-dogs attack, Morag flees from squirrel poop, Quickbooks continues to be ineffective in jungle pursuit scenarios and cinnamon sticks prove not to be satisfactory remuneration for an elephant ride.
What will Tartan ride after the elephant? What does Dr. Blancface reveal? How much sunblock is too much sunblock?
All this and more is exposed in the next episode of ….
Tartan The Ape-Man: Pirate Panties…
