It’s Summertime. One kid is in college, one is out of the country, and the other is at the beach.
It’s just ME and the DOG.
So, who do I BLAME (besides the dog)?
Top 10 (plus 2) “Things I Cannot Blame on the Kids”:
12) WHO moved my keys? I put them RIGHT THERE! Who MOVED them???
11) Dishwasher needs emptying. Whose turn is it?!
10) WHO USED UP ALL OF THE TOILET PAPER??!!
9) Whose turn is it to take out the trash?
8) Who left the light on?
7) WHO . . . farted??!!
6) Would somebody PLEASE let the DOG OUT?! If he had HANDS, he could do it himself!
5) Who forgot to flush??!!
4) WHO MADE THIS MESS??!!
3) Who left the tv on?
2) WHO is licking my toes? Oh, wait. I guess that WOULD be the dog.
