Top 10 Places To Hide At Midnight To Avoid A Kiss On New Year’s Eve!

Not Really What You Wanted, Eh?

1. A Bio-safety Level 4 research facility

2. A Super-max prison

3. A Republican Party leadership meeting

4. A Eunuchs convention

5. A North Korean leadership meeting

6. Oral Roberts University

7. Buckingham Palace

8. Vladimir Putin’s Office at the Kremlin

9. A Hermitage

10. A Convent